Crunch Jokes

Following is our collection of crackle puns and surreal one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crunch jokes for adults, dirty cinnamon jokes and clean oberyn dad gags for kids.

The Best Crunch Puns

My favourite exercise

is a cross between a crunch and a lunge... it's called lunch.

What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge...

It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry.

My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch,

I call it lunch.

The Captain of the Titanic heard a massive crunch.

But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently

The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.

I just did 50 crunches in an hour...

the wrappers are everywhere.

An Irish prayer...

On a cold winter night; an older Irishman walks down the street using his prized glass flask of whiskey to keep warm. Just as he returns it to his back pocket he slips on ice and falls with a crunch. As he lay there assessing his injuries, he feels warm liquid running down his leg.

He closed his eyes and said, "Please Lord, let it be blood."

What's the crunchiest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

Just did some crunches while hugging my cat

Just trying to get purrfect abs

There are two cavemen sitting by a fire...

One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, "You like beetles?"

and his friend says, "No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."

from my 9yo son: "You know why I think dinosaurs were good at math?"

"They could probably crunch numbers really well".

Ok I might need a little help, I have been trying to make a girl

But I must be doing something wrong. I just keep ending up with a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse,

But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Captain Crunch and Count Chocula were found dead last night

Police are looking for a cereal killer

My wife asked, if the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are cannibals why do they keep hanging out together...

I said, I think it's the same guy eating all the other Crunch guys, he's a cereal killer.

Big Brother can see every single facet of our lives, we truly have no privacy and no control over own lives.

But can Big Brother see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Toast Crunch

If you said Synonym Life, please leave.

What happens when a killer eats pretzels?

Assassins Crunch

What's a poet's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

While buying groceries I saw a guy smashing several boxes of Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes on the ground for no reason,

Call me paranoid but I think he might be a cereal killer.

What sound does a snail make?


What is it that kids love about the taste of synonym toast crunch?

Is it because it's nutritious, wholesome, salutary and invigorating?

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children?

"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.

Here's a nerdy joke:

If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple?


What does my uncle have in common with crunch berries?

They both came in my cereal this morning.

I do crunches twice a day now

Captain in the morning and Nestle in the Afternoon

The owners of Cap'n Crunch and Kellogs were murdered by the same person

It was a cereal killer.

What is a linguists favorite cereal?

Synonym toast crunch.

I just got laser eye surgery and I can't help but feel cheated

Because I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What's the opposite of cinnamon toast crunch?

Antonym toast crunch

I cleaned the inside of my car windshield and I can finally see

Why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

I was about to pour myself the last bowl of captain crunch, but my father snatched the box out of my hands.

Turns out, my dad is a cereal rapist.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal.

Oberyn Crunch.

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Everyone is freaking out ebola

When I'm just trying to get ebola captain crunch



What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear

C'ereΓ l

What do you call a ginger with a yeast infection?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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