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is a cross between a crunch and a lunge... it's called lunch.
Synonym Toast Crunch
A lightbulb.
It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry.
I call it lunch.
But that was just the tip of the iceberg.
The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.
the wrappers are everywhere.
On a cold winter night; an older Irishman walks down the street using his prized glass flask of whiskey to keep warm. Just as he returns it to his back pocket he slips on ice and falls with a crunch. As he lay there assessing his injuries, he feels warm liquid running down his leg.
He closed his eyes and said, "Please Lord, let it be blood."
The wheelchair.
Just trying to get purrfect abs
One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, "You like beetles?"
and his friend says, "No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."
"They could probably crunch numbers really well".
But I must be doing something wrong. I just keep ending up with a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch
But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Police are looking for a cereal killer
I said, I think it's the same guy eating all the other Crunch guys, he's a cereal killer.
But can Big Brother see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
Synonym Toast Crunch
If you said Synonym Life, please leave.
Assassins Crunch
Synonym Toast Crunch
Call me paranoid but I think he might be a cereal killer.
Crunch!
Is it because it's nutritious, wholesome, salutary and invigorating?
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.
If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple?
Crunch.
They both came in my cereal this morning.
Captain in the morning and Nestle in the Afternoon
It was a cereal killer.
Synonym toast crunch.
Because I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Synonym Toast Crunch
Antonym toast crunch
Why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Turns out, my dad is a cereal rapist.
Cinnamon Ghost Crunch
Oberyn Crunch.
Captain Crunch
When I'm just trying to get ebola captain crunch
BUT CAN THEY SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?
C'ereàl
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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