Crunch Jokes

Funniest Crunch Short Jokes

Short crunch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crunch humour may include short crush jokes also.

1. 9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge... It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry.
2. Captain Crunch, Lucky the leprechaun, and the Trix rabbit have been found murdered in recent months. Police believe they're all victims of character assassination.
3. I started a new exercise routine this week I do 100 crunches in the morning and again in the evening
   My favourites are doritos cheese supreme and Lays original
4. I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
5. Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.
6. The Captain of the Titanic heard a massive crunch. But that was just the tip of the iceberg.
7. Did you see the Catholic church released a breakfast cereal? cinnamon Pope Crunch: The See You Can Taste
8. I did 100 crunches at the gym today... But they threw me out because I was getting crumbs everywhere!
9. There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, "You like beetles?"
   and his friend says, "No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."
10. from my 9yo son: "You know why I think dinosaurs were good at math?" "They could probably crunch numbers really well".

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Crunch One Liners

Which crunch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crunch? I can suggest the ones about crisp and crash.

1. Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills
2. My favourite exercise is a cross between a crunch and a lunge... it's called lunch.
3. what is an English teachers favorite cereal? Synonym toast crunch
4. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym Toast Crunch
5. What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch
6. My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch.
7. I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere.
8. Just did some crunches while hugging my cat Just trying to get purrfect abs
9. What do you call a ginger with a yeast infection? Cinnamon Toast Crunch
10. How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible? He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
11. I used to love the sound of crunching into corn... but now I don't have an ear for it.
12. What happens when a killer eats pretzels? Assassins Crunch
13. What's a poet's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch
14. What do you call a Yeti that enjoys crunchs? The Abdominal Snowman
15. What sound does a snail make? Crunch!

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Jokes

Here is a list of funny cinnamon toast crunch jokes and even better cinnamon toast crunch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Ok I might need a little help, I have been trying to make a girl But I must be doing something wrong. I just keep ending up with a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch
• You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse, But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
• My wife asked, if the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are cannibals why do they keep hanging out together... I said, I think it's the same guy eating all the other Crunch guys, he's a cereal killer.
• Big Brother can see every single facet of our lives, we truly have no privacy and no control over own lives. But can Big Brother see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
• I just got laser eye surgery and I can't help but feel cheated Because I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
• What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
• What's the opposite of cinnamon toast crunch? Antonym toast crunch
• I cleaned the inside of my car windshield and I can finally see Why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
• THE NSA CAN SEE EVERYTHING YOU DO ONLINE BUT CAN THEY SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?
• What is a Jamaican's favorite cereal? Cinna-MON Toast Crunch.

Captain Crunch Jokes

Here is a list of funny captain crunch jokes and even better captain crunch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Captain Crunch and Count Chocula were found dead last night Police are looking for a cereal killer
• I do crunches twice a day now Captain in the morning and Nestle in the Afternoon
• What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch
• Everyone is freaking out ebola When I'm just trying to get ebola captain crunch
• I had a dream about Captain Crunch It was really cereal
• I was about to pour myself the last bowl of captain crunch, but my father snatched the box out of my hands. Turns out, my dad is a cereal r**....

Cap Crunch Jokes

Here is a list of funny cap crunch jokes and even better cap crunch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The owners of Cap'n Crunch and Kellogs were murdered by the same person It was a cereal killer.
• While buying groceries I saw a guy smashing several boxes of Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes on the ground for no reason, Call me paranoid but I think he might be a cereal killer.
• What is it called when you shoot someone and toss their body into a compacter? Cap'n'Crunch
• What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear C'ereàl
• Who Killed Cap'n Crunch ? A serial killer.

The Funniest Crunch Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about crunch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crumble jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crunch pranks.