The Best 46 Crunch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crunch jokes. There are some crunch surreal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crunch oberyn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crunch Jokes and Puns

What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What do you call a ginger with a yeast infection?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear

C'ereΓ l

Crunch joke, What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear



There are two cavemen sitting by a fire...

One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, "You like beetles?"

and his friend says, "No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."

9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge...

It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry.

Everyone is freaking out ebola

When I'm just trying to get ebola captain crunch

Crunch joke, Everyone is freaking out ebola

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal.

Oberyn Crunch.

I just did 50 crunches in an hour...

the wrappers are everywhere.

Here's a nerdy joke:

If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple?


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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Toast Crunch

If you said Synonym Life, please leave.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch,

I call it lunch.

You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children?

"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.

An Irish prayer...

On a cold winter night; an older Irishman walks down the street using his prized glass flask of whiskey to keep warm. Just as he returns it to his back pocket he slips on ice and falls with a crunch. As he lay there assessing his injuries, he feels warm liquid running down his leg.

He closed his eyes and said, "Please Lord, let it be blood."

Crunch joke, An Irish prayer...

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Just did some crunches while hugging my cat

Just trying to get purrfect abs

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

What is it that kids love about the taste of synonym toast crunch?

Is it because it's nutritious, wholesome, salutary and invigorating?

I was about to pour myself the last bowl of captain crunch, but my father snatched the box out of my hands.

Turns out, my dad is a cereal rapist.

I cleaned the inside of my car windshield and I can finally see

Why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

What sound does a snail make?


from my 9yo son: "You know why I think dinosaurs were good at math?"

"They could probably crunch numbers really well".

My favourite exercise

is a cross between a crunch and a lunge... it's called lunch.

What's the opposite of cinnamon toast crunch?

Antonym toast crunch

You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse,

But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Big Brother can see every single facet of our lives, we truly have no privacy and no control over own lives.

But can Big Brother see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

My wife asked, if the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are cannibals why do they keep hanging out together...

I said, I think it's the same guy eating all the other Crunch guys, he's a cereal killer.

If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

The Captain of the Titanic heard a massive crunch.

But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Captain Crunch and Count Chocula were found dead last night

Police are looking for a cereal killer

What's the crunchiest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

While buying groceries I saw a guy smashing several boxes of Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes on the ground for no reason,

Call me paranoid but I think he might be a cereal killer.

Ok I might need a little help, I have been trying to make a girl

But I must be doing something wrong. I just keep ending up with a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

What's a poet's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

I just got laser eye surgery and I can't help but feel cheated

Because I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

What is a linguists favorite cereal?

Synonym toast crunch.

The owners of Cap'n Crunch and Kellogs were murdered by the same person

It was a cereal killer.

What happens when a killer eats pretzels?

Assassins Crunch

I do crunches twice a day now

Captain in the morning and Nestle in the Afternoon

What does my uncle have in common with crunch berries?

They both came in my cereal this morning.

Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently

The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.

I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger

Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Toast Crunch

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