Crummy Jokes

Following is our collection of muggy puns and keebler one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crummy jokes for adults, dirty sleazy jokes and clean lousy dad gags for kids.

The Best Crummy Puns

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he's feeling crummy.


-my 4 yo daughter-

Why did the cookie to the hospital?

He was feeling crummy.

A family of gingerbread people lives next door to me. I hate their kids.

The crummy little bastards...

Why couldn't the ginger bread man walk?

Because he had crummy legs.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!


Why did the cookie visit the doctor's office?

because he was feeling a little crummy!

Why did cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

He felt crummy!

There is an abundance of fineapple jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes and crummy puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any mediocre witze you can hear about crummy.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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