Crumby Jokes

Funniest Crumby Short Jokes

Short crumby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crumby humour may include short crusty jokes also.

1. Since it's my cake day, I thought I'd do an appropriate joke. Why did the coffee cake kill himself? Because his life was so crumby!
2. I heard that when the Pillsbury dough boy got older... He turned into a really crumby person.
3. Why did the birthday cake go to see the Dr? It felt crumby!
   (PS I like this joke because it taught me how to spell crumby)
4. I once wore a pair of glasses that were made from two cookies..... .….then I asked this lady "How do they look?"
   She said "They look very crumby!"
5. Why did the gingerbread man decide to wear pants? He thought he had crumby legs. #DadJokes

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Crumby One Liners

Which crumby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crumby? I can suggest the ones about crumble and crabby.

1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
2. Why did I go to the doctors on my cake day? I was feeling crumby.
3. I have a joke about stale bread Unfortunately it's kinda crumby
4. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors? Because he felt crumby.
5. How did Hansel and Gretel get lost in das woods? the trail was crumby.
6. My girlfriend always eats in bed. It's pretty crumby.
7. What do you call bad bread Crumby
8. Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day.

Rib-Tickling Crumby Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about crumby you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clumsy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crumby pranks.