Crumbs Jokes

32 crumbs jokes and hilarious crumbs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crumbs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

From funny puns to hilarious one-liners, read on to discover some of the best crumb jokes! Find out why bread crumbs can be so hilarious and why a funny crumb joke can be the perfect addition to a conversation. Bake up a chuckle with these crumb jokes!

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Funniest Crumbs Short Jokes

Short crumbs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crumbs humour may include short crumble jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest.
  2. Did any of you hear about what happened when the kitchen floor in heaven got covered in crumbs? Jesus swept.
  3. What did the toast say to his partner while they were doing sixty nine? Babe, I'm gonna crumb!
  4. I did 100 crunches at the gym today... But they threw me out because I was getting crumbs everywhere!
  5. What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car.
  6. What did the man say to the cute woman feeding the birds in the park? Do you crumb here often?
  7. I don't get people who talk about bread crumbs as if they were eternal It's all teumpural any way.
  8. Two cookies were walking across the road... ... one gets hit by a car, the other one says "ah crumbs..."
  9. During puberty, how did Cookie Monster's friends describe him? "Young, dumb and full of crumb"
  10. Do you know why the crumbs in the bottom of your backpack are better than your first love? They're gonna last forever.

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Crumbs One Liners

Which crumbs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crumbs? I can suggest the ones about flakes and crunch.

  1. Why do carpet in white folk houses always need vacuuming? Crackers always leave crumbs.
  2. You can't lever something against half a crumb You need a fulcrum
  3. What did the pastry say to the cake when they were in bed? I'm crumbing!
  4. What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs
  5. What did the biscuit say when he fell off the shelf? Oh Crumbs
  6. When baking, how do you tell when bread is done? It crumbs
  7. How did the SEO find her way back through the woods? Bread crumbs
  8. What happens when you bang a loaf of bread It crumbs
  9. You should never masticate in your bed... You'll get crumb everywhere.
  10. What do you get when eating toast in bed? Un-crumb-fortable
  11. The other day I forgot to buy bread... ...'crumbs' I thought.
  12. The muffin man and a biscuit man got into a fight. There were only crumbs left
  13. A blond sees Cheerios spilled on the floor. "Oh! Donut crumbs"
  14. Which animal is the crumbs at the bottom of your animal crackers box? A manatee.
  15. What is bread made up of? Crumb-osomes!

Here is a list of funny bread crumbs jokes and even better bread crumbs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you know that there's a place where women can go to be rolled in flour, then dipped in milk and eggs, and then rolled in bread crumbs? It's called "The Battered Women's Shelter."
  • What do you call a s**... bread bin? A crumb dumpster.
  • What did the loaf of bread scream during s**...? I'm Crumbing!!!!
Crumbs joke, What did the loaf of bread scream during s**...?

Comedy Crumbs Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about crumbs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crusty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crumbs pranks.

I was in class today and asked a friend if I could have a bite of her cookie...

She took the napkin it was on, folded it over to gather all the crumbs, counted out 8 crumbs, handed them over and said,
"no, but you can have 8 bits."

Today a large shipment of Chinese dumplings was thrown to the ground and smashed into crumbs by vandals who are unhappy with a change in the savory treat's recipe.

Local officials are said to be appalled by the wonton destruction.

Crumbs joke, I don't get people who talk about bread crumbs as if they were eternal