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24 crumble jokes and hilarious crumble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crumble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Crumble Short Jokes

Short crumble jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crumble humour may include short crumbs jokes also.

  1. If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.
  2. What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton? They are both soft and crumble under pressure.
  3. I am so upset. Everything I look at turns into peach cobbler My world is crumbling around me
  4. What's the best way to make apple crumble? Remind her that her mum's Gwynneth Paltrow and her dad's in coldplay.
  5. Insecure people are like chocolate chip cookies After they get baked, they'll crumble easily.
  6. Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
  7. What did the pastry say to the apples as they entered the oven? Let's get ready to crumble!
  8. What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
  9. Tammy Bruce just said that gingerbread-people cookies have a gender and "obviously they're men". Is that because they crumble under pressure?
    ^(sorry)
  10. My life is crumbling What do the twin towers and my life have in common? I jump before it starts to crumble.

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Crumble One Liners

Which crumble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crumble? I can suggest the ones about crack and crack up.

  1. What's sweet and crumbly and swings through the jungle? A meringue-atan
  2. My life is like a Nature Valley granola bar It keeps crumbling apart
  3. How do you make a peach crumble? ..kick it in the nuts!
  4. How do you make a sandwich with crumbly cheese? Very Caerphilly.
  5. My Uncle saved a Crumbling Cartography business Needless to say he put them on the map.
  6. How do you make peach crumble? Tell her that Mario is dead
  7. The solar power industry is crumbling... Rest In Piezoelectrics
  8. Who really wants to make apple crumble? Bill Gates.
  9. My body is a temple! Old, crumbling and capitalised on by my employer.
  10. Daaayum.... Two breads going down the street and they crumbles.
  11. Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
  12. What's o**... Bin Laden's favourite dessert? Big Apple Crumble.
  13. What was o**... Bin Laden's favorite dessert? Big Apple Crumble.....
    I'm so sorry

Crumble joke, What was o**... Bin Laden's favorite dessert?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about crumble can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of crumble puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly Crumble Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about crumble you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean crunch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make crumble prank.

I used to work for a mining company . . .

It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.
I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down around me.
I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.
So I went for a drink, but as luck would have it, everyone refused to serve a miner.

Crumble joke, Who really wants to make apple crumble?

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The impact of these crumble jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.