Crumble Jokes

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Funniest Crumble Short Jokes

Short crumble jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crumble humour may include short crumbs jokes also.

1. If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.
2. What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton? They are both soft and crumble under pressure.
3. I am so upset. Everything I look at turns into peach cobbler My world is crumbling around me
4. What's the best way to make apple crumble? Remind her that her mum's Gwynneth Paltrow and her dad's in coldplay.
5. Insecure people are like chocolate chip cookies After they get baked, they'll crumble easily.
6. Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
7. What did the pastry say to the apples as they entered the oven? Let's get ready to crumble!
8. What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
9. Tammy Bruce just said that gingerbread-people cookies have a gender and "obviously they're men". Is that because they crumble under pressure?
   ^(sorry)
10. My life is crumbling What do the twin towers and my life have in common? I jump before it starts to crumble.

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Crumble One Liners

Which crumble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crumble? I can suggest the ones about crack and crack up.

1. What's sweet and crumbly and swings through the jungle? A meringue-atan
2. My life is like a Nature Valley granola bar It keeps crumbling apart
3. How do you make a peach crumble? ..kick it in the nuts!
4. How do you make a sandwich with crumbly cheese? Very Caerphilly.
5. My Uncle saved a Crumbling Cartography business Needless to say he put them on the map.
6. How do you make peach crumble? Tell her that Mario is dead
7. The solar power industry is crumbling... Rest In Piezoelectrics
8. Who really wants to make apple crumble? Bill Gates.
9. My body is a temple! Old, crumbling and capitalised on by my employer.
10. Daaayum.... Two breads going down the street and they crumbles.
11. Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
12. What's o**... Bin Laden's favourite dessert? Big Apple Crumble.
13. What was o**... Bin Laden's favorite dessert? Big Apple Crumble.....
    I'm so sorry

Silly Crumble Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about crumble you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crunch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crumble pranks.