The Best 12 Crumble Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crumble jokes. There are some crumble tumble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crumble wither puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crumble Jokes and Puns

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favourite dessert?

Big Apple Crumble.

What's the best way to make apple crumble?

Remind her that her mum's Gwynneth Paltrow and her dad's in Coldplay.

Crumble joke, What's the best way to make apple crumble?

Insecure people are like chocolate chip cookies

After they get baked, they'll crumble easily.

I used to work for a mining company . . .

It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.

I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down around me.

I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.

So I went for a drink, but as luck would have it, everyone refused to serve a miner.

What did the pastry say to the apples as they entered the oven?

Let's get ready to crumble!

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Crumble joke, What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

How do you make a peach crumble?

..kick it in the nuts!

Tammy Bruce just said that gingerbread-people cookies have a gender and "obviously they're men".

Is that because they crumble under pressure?


How do you make peach crumble?

Tell her that Mario is dead

Who really wants to make apple crumble?

Bill Gates.

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My life is crumbling

What do the twin towers and my life have in common? I jump before it starts to crumble.

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