Crumble Jokes

Following is our collection of downfall puns and tumble one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crumble jokes for adults, dirty fade jokes and clean wither dad gags for kids.

The Best Crumble Puns

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favourite dessert?

Big Apple Crumble.

Insecure people are like chocolate chip cookies

After they get baked, they'll crumble easily.

I used to work for a mining company . . .

It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.

I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down around me.

I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.

So I went for a drink, but as luck would have it, everyone refused to serve a miner.

What did the pastry say to the apples as they entered the oven?

Let's get ready to crumble!


What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

How do you make a peach crumble?

..kick it in the nuts!

Tammy Bruce just said that gingerbread-people cookies have a gender and "obviously they're men".

Is that because they crumble under pressure?

^(sorry)

How do you make peach crumble?

Tell her that Mario is dead

Who really wants to make apple crumble?

Bill Gates.

My life is crumbling

What do the twin towers and my life have in common? I jump before it starts to crumble.


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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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