Crumb Jokes

Following is our collection of snickerdoodle puns and muffin one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crumb jokes for adults, dirty pastry jokes and clean bready dad gags for kids.

The Best Crumb Puns

What do you call a slutty toaster?

A crumb dumpster

What did the toast say to his partner while they were doing sixty nine?

Babe, I'm gonna crumb!

What did the gingerbread man say during sex?

I'm gonna crumb!

You should never masticate in your bed...

You'll get crumb everywhere.

What did the man say to the cute woman feeding the birds in the park?

Do you crumb here often?


During puberty, how did Cookie Monster's friends describe him?

"Young, dumb and full of crumb"

Do you know why the crumbs in the bottom of your backpack are better than your first love?

They're gonna last forever.

What did one piece of toast say to the other during intercourse?

Oh, don't stop! I'm gonna crumb!

What do you call a slutty bread bin?

A crumb dumpster.

There is an abundance of bakeries jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes and crumb puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ciabatta witze you can hear about crumb.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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