The Best 9 Crumb Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crumb jokes. There are some crumb muffin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crumb bready puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crumb Jokes and Puns

What do you call a slutty toaster?

A crumb dumpster

What did the toast say to his partner while they were doing sixty nine?

Babe, I'm gonna crumb!

What did the gingerbread man say during sex?

I'm gonna crumb!

You should never masticate in your bed...

You'll get crumb everywhere.

What did the man say to the cute woman feeding the birds in the park?

Do you crumb here often?


During puberty, how did Cookie Monster's friends describe him?

"Young, dumb and full of crumb"

What did one piece of toast say to the other during intercourse?

Oh, don't stop! I'm gonna crumb!

What do you call a slutty bread bin?

A crumb dumpster.

Do you know why the crumbs in the bottom of your backpack are better than your first love?

They're gonna last forever.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crumb bakeries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crumb ciabatta piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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