Cruiser Jokes
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Calling a friend in Ukraine
Hi, what is going on ?:
Well, Russia is in war with NATO here.
And how does it look like ?
Russia lost a missile cruiser, over 600 tanks, 25000 soldiers.
And NATO ?
Did not arrive yet.
Not vaccinating your child is like owning a PT Cruiser
You're spending thousands a year on something that'll probably be dead in less than five.
Police Shooting
A lady was filling up the gas tank in her car and lit a cigarette to pass the time. After which a piece of ash fell onto her arm and started a fire. As she's flailing about trying to put the fire out, a police cruiser pulls into the station. Instinctively, she starts running towards the officer in an effort to get help. The police officer sees the lady running at him and shoots her, killing her
I guess you shouldn't run towards police officers if you have a firearm
I found $27 in loose change in my girlfriend's PT Cruiser, but she was visibly upset.
She said I cut the resale value in half.
The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....
But still have a Landlord.....
Yo mama so fat...
When she wakes up, she says: "Battle Cruiser, operational".
What do Lifeguards and Rick and Morty's Space cruiser have in common?
Keep Summer Safe
What kind of car does an alien drive?
An E.T. Cruiser.
What happened to French Cruiser 5?
It cinq.
What did Robocop say when he saw Lewis adjusting the settings on the stereo in the cruiser?
"Stay out of treble."
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