The Best 10 Cruiser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cruiser jokes. There are some cruiser starship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cruiser yacht puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cruiser Jokes and Puns

Police Shooting

A lady was filling up the gas tank in her car and lit a cigarette to pass the time. After which a piece of ash fell onto her arm and started a fire. As she's flailing about trying to put the fire out, a police cruiser pulls into the station. Instinctively, she starts running towards the officer in an effort to get help. The police officer sees the lady running at him and shoots her, killing her

I guess you shouldn't run towards police officers if you have a firearm

I found $27 in loose change in my girlfriend's PT Cruiser, but she was visibly upset.

She said I cut the resale value in half.

The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....

But still have a Landlord.....

Cruiser joke, The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....

Yo mama so fat...

When she wakes up, she says: "Battle Cruiser, operational".

What do Lifeguards and Rick and Morty's Space cruiser have in common?

Keep Summer Safe


What kind of car does an alien drive?

An E.T. Cruiser.

What happened to French Cruiser 5?

It cinq.

Cruiser joke, What happened to French Cruiser 5?

What did Robocop say when he saw Lewis adjusting the settings on the stereo in the cruiser?

"Stay out of treble."

Which would win in a battle?

-- An Imperial Star Cruiser or a Metric Star Cruiser?

Got Pulled Over

Officer pulls over a car with two people inside. Driver is female (25), passenger is male (22). The driver rolls down her window as the officer approaches.

O: Do you know...
M: Thank you officer! She lured me to her car with the promise of candy!
F: What the?!
O: Sir, you're a grown man.
M: What? Don't you like candy?
O: *Blink blink* Have a good night.

And walks back to his cruiser.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cruiser police jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cruiser cop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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