Cruelty Jokes
17 cruelty jokes and hilarious cruelty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cruelty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Cracking jokes at the expense of animals? That’s the premise of ‘Cruelty Jokes’, a new piece by Craig, that explores the effects of animal cruelty through dark humor. Join Craig as he dives into the depths of brutality to uncover the dark underbelly of beak jokes.
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Funniest Cruelty Short Jokes
Short cruelty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cruelty humour may include short violence jokes also.
- It's not true that air travel has become a circus. Circuses may feature the same level of animal cruelty, sadness and clowns as air travel, but circuses actually start on time.
- Give a dog a bone and you feed him for a day Teach a dog to bone and you go to jail for animal cruelty
- I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me.
- Man with a beard a 100 years ago: "Ok, I'll go chop down some trees." Man with beard today: " I found a great face mask that's gluten and cruelty free."
- Keep your eyes out for the early signs of a psychopath: 1) Obsession with setting fires
2) Persistent bedwetting past the age of 5
3) Cruelty to animals
4) Pronouncing "GIF" with a soft "G" - Hippo cruelty I don't know what to say, the song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas..." makes me wanna cry hippo cruelty, why only the poor hippo, why? why?
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Cruelty One Liners
Which cruelty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cruelty? I can suggest the ones about manslaughter and madness.
- what's your favorite kind of tea? cruelty :)
- What is the definition of cruelty Putting a bomb in a wheelchair and telling them to run
- What's the epitome of cruelty? Giving monkey a straight razor and saying it's a banana.
Comical & Quirky Cruelty Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about cruelty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kindness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cruelty pranks.
An American patriot with amputated arms decides to replace them.
He obtains a pair of grizzly bear arms from a black market, and attaches them on his own, with the help of a friend.
He is arrested for contribution to animal cruelty and performing medical procedures unlicensed.
When taken to court, he gives a speech defending his right to bear arms.
My dad always said that real men have the heart of a lion.
So today I decided that it was finally time to be a real man. I succeeded but I have to go to court for animal cruelty and I received a life time ban from all zoos.
Biden, Macron, and Putin make a bet who is going to successfully feed mustard to dog
Biden takes the mustard bottle, shoves it in dogs mouth, then squeezes. "That's animal cruelty!" the other two protest.
Macron takes a sausage, puts the mustard inside it, then give it to the dog. "That's cheating!" the other two protest.
Putin takes the mustard, then squeezes it all on the dog's b**.... The dog howls in pain, l**... off the mustard from his b**..., whining the whole time. Putin, with a victorious smile on his face: "That's how we do things in Russia: voluntarily, and with a song!"
A paranoid schizophrenic was arrested for killing 17 pigeons in a local park.
He wasn't arrested for m**..., or animal cruelty.
His actual charge was for the destruction of government property.
Buggy Ride
An Amish woman is driving her horse and buggy down the road when she gets pulled over.
"You have a broken reflector on your buggy," says the cop. "But, more important, one of your reins is looped around that part of the horse that I can't mention. Nevertheless, that's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away."
Later that day, the woman tells her husband: "A policeman pulled me over today for two reasons. First, he said the reflector was broken."
"Well, that's easily fixed," says her husband. "What else?"
"I'm not sure," she says. "Something about the emergency brake."
