Cruelest Jokes

Following is our collection of scalpel puns and strangest one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cruelest jokes for adults, dirty meanest jokes and clean infectious dad gags for kids.

The Best Cruelest Puns

What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?

'Caution- Hot surface' in braille.

Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all. It makes a lot of your parts stiff

except the one you want.

The cruelest cut

After a checkup, a doctor asked his patient, Is there anything you'd like to discuss?

Well, said the patient, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.

That's a big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?

Yes, we took a vote … and they're in favor of it 15 to 2.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

"I wish his hands were made of stone."

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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