Crude Jokes

Following is our collection of racial puns and globally one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crude jokes for adults, dirty sodomy jokes and clean gasoline dad gags for kids.

The Best Crude Puns

A man lost at sea is found on an island 20 years later.

The sailors that find him are surprised to see three large buildings on the island. They ask the man why he built the buildings. "This first building is my house" he says. "I was able to set up a crude aqueduct to create some form of indoor plumbing". The sailors are impressed and ask about the second building. "This second building is my church" he says "I am a Christian and my faith is very important to me". The sailors nod in understanding and ask about the third building. "Oh, that one" the man says. "That's the church I USED to go to".

Is it crude to make oil jokes now?

Nah, it's oilright.

I don't really like jokes about unrefined oil

They're too crude for my taste

What's crude and beneath most Canadians?


I feel bad for the man who died from drowning in oil.

Such a crude way to die.

I was going to make a joke about an oil refinery...

but I didn't want to make a crude joke.

Another crudely translated Persian joke

A Persian man asks a Turkish man "who do you like more, your mom or your dad?" to which the Turkish man replies "your mom!"

Crude Dental Work (In Australian)

Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'

Racist Jokes

Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism.

Crude Oil massage

Barber : shoul I massage ur head ?

Me : ok, which oil will u use ?

Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹

Me : herbal oil ?

Barber: 150₹

Me: Coconut Oil

Barber : 100₹

Me : anything cheaper than this ?

Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, get that barrel of crude oil

A real cliffhanger....

Did you hear about the scientist who successfully made an exact copy of himself?

Unfortunately it was very foul mouthed and crude, and the scientist grew tired of it, and finally got rid of it by pushing it off a cliff.

He was later arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

What do you say when an oil company CEO wakes up to a tweet saying that he's fired?

Crude Awakening!

What do you call a crude parody of goats?

A Satyr

A barrel of oil swore at me.

So I told it to stop being crude

Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of!

Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!

What did the American refined oil say to the oil barrels from the Middle East?


What to do with crude oil?

Teach it some manners!

What happens to crude people?


Silly Political/Finance Joke

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

There is an abundance of refinery jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 19 funniest jokes and crude puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any fluent witze you can hear about crude.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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