Crud Jokes

Following is our collection of junk puns and sponge one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crud jokes for adults, dirty mucus jokes and clean gash dad gags for kids.

The Best Crud Puns

Is it crude to make oil jokes now?

Nah, it's oilright.

What's crude and beneath most Canadians?


Another crudely translated Persian joke

A Persian man asks a Turkish man "who do you like more, your mom or your dad?" to which the Turkish man replies "your mom!"

Crude Dental Work (In Australian)

Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'

Crude Oil massage

Barber : shoul I massage ur head ?

Me : ok, which oil will u use ?

Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹

Me : herbal oil ?

Barber: 150₹

Me: Coconut Oil

Barber : 100₹

Me : anything cheaper than this ?

Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, get that barrel of crude oil

What to do with crude oil?

Teach it some manners!

What happens to crude people?


There is an abundance of grime jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and crud puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any snot witze you can hear about crud.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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