Crud Jokes

5 crud jokes and hilarious crud puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crud that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Delightful Fun Crud Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good crud joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Is it crude to make oil jokes now?

Nah, it's oilright.

What did the crude oil say to the gasoline?

Wow, you look so refined

What's crude and beneath most Canadians?


Another crudely translated Persian joke

A Persian man asks a Turkish man "who do you like more, your mom or your dad?" to which the Turkish man replies "your mom!"

Crude Dental Work (In Australian)

Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'

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