Crucify Jokes

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The Best Crucify Puns

Dear protestors,

Rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus, she didn't trash it. There's a difference.

Pls don't crucify me

What do you get when you crucify your hand?

You get more fingernails. \*ba-dum tsss\*

How do you crucify a spastic?

On a swastika.

Einstein

How do you know Einstein wasn't religious?

He was smart.

( please don't crucify me )

When in Rome...

Crucify Jesus


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