The Best 15 Crucifix Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crucifix jokes. There are some crucifix nails jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crucifix crucify puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crucifix Jokes and Puns

Why do crucifixion depictions always portray Jesus as muscular?


My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.

...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.

Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task...

... however Romans nailed it.

Crucifix joke, Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task...

Why did the Catholic chef sanitize his crucifix while preparing Sunday brunch?

To prevent cross-contamination.

Jesus' crucifixion was a success...

They totally nailed it!

Little Johnny goes to his mother...

"Mommy, Mommy! do you know that my new babysitter is an angel?"

"Oh why do you say so?" replies the Mother.

"Because this morning, while you were out, she was standing all naked in your room on the bed under the crucifix you and Dad keep on the wall screaming \-I am coming, oh Lord, I am coming!!!\- luckily Daddy was behind holding her down"...

So Jesus, God said, You said that when you saw the money-changers in the temple youโ€ฆturned into a tiny crucifix?

No, Jesus said, I said I became a little cross!

Crucifix joke,  So Jesus,  God said,  You said that when you saw the money-changers in the temple youโ€ฆturned into

Why did Jesus's crucifixion save us all ?

Because he nailed it.

>I am so sorry. I will leave now.

I have a bag with a crucifix, Buddha, and the Quran inside.

Is this sacrilegious?

I made a custom mold by pouring silicone over a crucifix. 24 hours and one epoxy pour later...

and Christ is resin.

I heard that a crucifix is very uncomfortable

But I tried one, and it fit me to a t.

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What do the initials I.N.R.I. on a crucifix mean?

I'm Nailed Right In.

What do you call a Christian mechanic?

A crucifix.

A business that sells crucifix shaped skis called 'cross country'

For Sale

One crucifix, slightly used. May not work properly, the last guy we stuck up on it was up and walking again after two days.

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