Crucifix Jokes

Funniest Crucifix Short Jokes

Short crucifix jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crucifix humour may include short crucified jokes also.

1. My spinster aunt thinks that statue of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing. ...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
2. Why did the Catholic chef sanitize his crucifix while preparing Sunday brunch? To prevent cross-contamination.
3. So Jesus, God said, You said that when you saw the money-changers in the temple you…turned into a tiny crucifix? No, Jesus said, I said I became a little cross!
4. I made a custom mold by pouring silicone over a crucifix. 24 hours and one epoxy pour later... and Christ is resin.
5. Did you hear about the vampire who was killed by a fellow vampire wielding two crucifixes? He was double-crossed.
6. I bought a new crucifix-stand for my church but accidentally got the wrong cloth pattern Apologies, cross-post from a different thread.
7. Why did the Romans not reuse any of their crucifixes? Because that would have been cross contamination.
8. For Sale One crucifix, slightly used. May not work properly, the last guy we stuck up on it was up and walking again after two days.
9. Instead of a floppy disk, the icon for "save" should be... a crucifix, because Jesus saves.

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Crucifix One Liners

Which crucifix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crucifix? I can suggest the ones about cross road and red cross.

1. On a crucifix…why is Jesus always depicted with well defined abs? CrossFit
2. I hung a t-shirt on a crucifix I guess that makes me a cross-dresser
3. Do people that make crucifixes for a living... have to be cross-trained?
4. I have a bag with a crucifix, Buddha, and the Quran inside. Is this sacrilegious?
5. Jesus wasn't angry at the soldiers who crucifixed him He was just crossed.
6. I heard that a crucifix is very uncomfortable But I tried one, and it fit me to a t.
7. Why was Jesus obsessed with crosses? He was crucifixated.
8. What do the initials I.N.R.I. on a crucifix mean? I'm Nailed Right In.
9. What do you call a Christian mechanic? A crucifix.
10. A business that sells crucifix shaped skis called 'cross country'
11. What do the letters INRI on the crucifix of Jesus stand for? I'm nailed right In

Comical Crucifix Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about crucifix you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cross walk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crucifix pranks.