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Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using h**... as a feed source for cattle.

The steaks have never been higher.

My friend and I had a tuxedo contest

But then we realized we both forgot a crucial clothing piece.
It was a tie.

My friends told me I didn't give them enough privacy...

We were at a friend's house when two of them were talking behind my back
Outraged I said "Hey don't talk behind my back!"
But I forgot one crucial thing...
They couldn't hear me from the vents.

in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen

There was a chef who had a dish he needed to cook

He had almost all of the ingredients he needed.
But he did not have enough of one crucial spice.
He was pressed for thyme.

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TIL climbing Mount Everest with a partner and having s**... share a common crucial point

if you choose to take a small nap while close to reaching the summit, you will never wake up.

What is the most crucial element of Oology?

Eggsact measurements.

My grandfather was crucial to the American Civil Rights movement.

If he hadn't had Rosa Parks arrested, it would have never taken off.

At What Crucial Time Of A Boys Life Does He Have A Chance Tom Become A Man?

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The Resurrection

While the priest was presenting a children's sermon.
He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,
but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that
lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor".

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue

Crucial joke, The Resurrection

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