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I think my wife is cheating on me

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, Just some friends from work, you don't know them.

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using hemp as a feed source for cattle.

The steaks have never been higher.

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Breaking: Donald Trump just announced ban on shredded cheese if elected!

He says this is a crucial step toward Making America Grate Again.

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A man from Brooklyn...

A man from Brooklyn who worked for an entertainment company was tasked with with looking after meals for singer Adele, who was in town for a performance one day.

It was known throughout the business that she refused to work on an empty stomach and that this job was crucial to the success of the performance.

When Adele arrived there was no food present and she became enraged. The mans boss began to panic, until the man walked into his boss' office with a plan.

"Don't worry" he said

"I'm going to Philadelphia."

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The Resurrection

While the priest was presenting a children's sermon.
He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,
but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that
lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor".

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue

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in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen

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There was a chef who had a dish he needed to cook

He had almost all of the ingredients he needed.

But he did not have enough of one crucial spice.

He was pressed for thyme.

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TIL climbing Mount Everest with a partner and having sex share a common crucial point

if you choose to take a small nap while close to reaching the summit, you will never wake up.

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What is the most crucial element of Oology?

Eggsact measurements.

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At What Crucial Time Of A Boys Life Does He Have A Chance Tom Become A Man?

Every 3 Years During Battlefield Releases

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My grandfather was crucial to the American Civil Rights movement.

If he hadn't had Rosa Parks arrested, it would have never taken off.

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