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Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.
It was Mass murder
Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.
Premeditated murder.
A cawcus
1. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL CROWS.
2. What is a spider's favorite thing to do? SURF THE WEB.
3. What goes around the cow but never moves? THE FENCE.
4. Why didn't cheddar cheese want to hang out with bleu cheese? BECAUSE HE HAD A MOLDY PERSONALITY.
5. Why do fish swim in schools? BECAUSE THEY CANT WALK IN SCHOOLS.
6. How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NIQUE UP ON IT.
Because when a car comes by they yell: Caw Caw Caw!
A biologist was asked to finally determine whether crows and ravens are really two different birds. This has been a matter of some conjecture for quite some time. Given only a cursory glance, these birds appear to be one and the same. The biologist spent considerable time watching the birds in their habitat and logging hours of observations. Their beaks were the same, their feet and their bodies showed no variable difference. But, at last, a breakthrough. The long feathers at the tip of a birds wings, the pinion feathers, provided the conclusion that ravens and crows differ. A raven has four pinion feathers and a crow has five pinion feathers. So........................... The difference between ravens and crows is a matter of a pinion.
*A tempted murder*
When his secretary comes in and says "Sir, there's a man here to see you who thinks he's a flock of crows. If you ask me we should just send him to the loony bin and be done with it."
And the psychiatrist replied "Doris! Are you asking me to commit a murder!?"
Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder.
Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?
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A new study from a renowned bird journal found the difference between crows and ravens.
Apparently, aside from size, their wings are made differently. The common crow has six pinions per wing, while the raven has only five.
The conclusion: It is only a difference of a pinion.
Attempted murder
Attempted murder.
Because their buddies warn them -- caw, caw, caw!!
He was arrested for attempted murder.
A murder most fowl.
(I'll see myself out...)
It really was a murder scene
The British Parliament
They brought an Ornithologist in, who discovered that 90% had been killed by trucks. After some study, they figured out that it was because the crows could say "Caw!" but not "Truck!"
They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling.
Because someone said there was a "murder".
Attempted Murder
velcrows
They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone.
They were arrested for attempted murder.
Conspiracy to commit murder.
It was awesome. There must've been 50 crows in it.
A murder most fowl
It was a murder most foul.
All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.
I swear I'll find the murder who criminalized him!
Their buddies are up in the trees yelling caaaawr caaawr caaawr.
Well, ravens and crows both have large feathers on their wings called 'pinions'. Ravens have 4 pinions on each wing while crows only have 3.
So if you think about it, it's just a matter of a pinion
Swallows.
"Ugh I look so old! My skin is sagging, my hair is turning gray, I've got crows feet..."
Her husband says, "well, at least your eyesight is intact."
...a migraine of children...
A tempted murder.
I'll see myself out now.
A murder
It was almost a murder.
He committed a murder.
... if there's probable caws.
attempted murder.
You could see the murder in his eyes.
On interstate I-95 running from Boston to New Hampshire they had a problem with crows being hit by vehicles. They were being killed by the hundreds. They hired a professor from MIT to figure out why so many crows were being hit. He discovered that when crows land to feed, they leave one crow in the tree to watch for danger. They found out that the Boston crows could say caw caw but they couldn't say truck truck .
They said if I really wanted the crows gone I'd have to do it myself
It was an attempted murder.
...then a group of crows spaced evenly between two margins is a justified murder.
A group of crows aligned evenly to both margins is justified murder.
I've never seen so many crows at one time!
So much for lawn order.
A tempted murder.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
...a lick.
The rooster crows : **"Cock-a-doodle-doo"**
The nymphomaniac goes :**"Any-Cock-will-dooo"**
The charge was attempted murder
The cops arrested him for attempted murder.
A plot to murder a murder plot's murder.
But if they are... its a murder.
All unsolved crimes are murder mysteries.
Most crows drank at home
Don't automatically assume it's a murder of crows.
You can't have a murder without probable caws.
Yee-caw
Attempted murder.
Most crows didn't drink.
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
I don't know what was happening but all of a sudden there were hundreds of crows.
They were charged for attempted murder
A murder most fowl
A migraine.
Attempted murder.
...most crows drank at home by themselves.
Because they bring a lot of extra carrion luggage.
Attempted murder
It's not that funny anymore and it's driving my wife insane, but I'm just setting up a big laugh for when the judge reads the charges against her.
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