Crowned Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned.

The master baiter.

What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry?

i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

A Royal Dentist Joke

Two peasants are having a chat and one says "Why did the king go to the dentist's?"
The other peasant, confused, says "no I don't, please tell me"
The first peasant then hits him with "to get his teeth crowned!"

My life highlight was being crowned the hide and seek champion at my school, until they discovered I was cheating

I peaked early.

Yo momma's so fat...

She was crowned dairy Queen of the food court.

Did you hear about the debacle at the USDA's beauty pageant?

They crowned a Miss Steak.

As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century

But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.

Manushi Chhillar crowned Miss World 2017

and my search is over for marriage.

Messi won a beauty pageant before

He was crowned Miss Penalty

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