Crown Jokes

Funniest Crown Short Jokes

Short crown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crown humour may include short corona jokes also.

1. Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"? She probably gets royalties
2. If I had a nickel for everytime I didn't understand how Brits keep track of money... I'd have 4 bob, 6 shillings, 2 quid, a crown, a sovereign, and 5 thripince.
3. My niece dropped this joke on me today: Why did the king go to the dentist? He needed to get a new crown
4. To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
5. A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown
   Who went to a doctor in town.
   The doc gave to he
   A sup-po-si-to-ry.
   "I will not take this sitting down!"
6. I have been telling lots of monarchy jokes lately, and it may be my crowning achievement.
   ​
   (Sorry for being a royal pain).
7. I'm thinking of starting a beauty pageant for women with Alzheimer's. The winner will be crowned Miss Remember.
8. The eraser was crowned "King of Office Supplies" but got overthrown within a day. He's not a ruler.
9. My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned. The master baiter.
10. Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement.

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Crown One Liners

Which crown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crown? I can suggest the ones about royal and kingdom.

1. QAnon has announced a beauty pageant The winner will be crowned Miss Information
2. I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher.
3. Crown for me Dentist: "You need a crown."
   Me: "Finally someone who understands me."
4. I went to the dentist and they said I need a crown, I thought "recognition at last"
5. All lives begin... ...with a crowning achievement.
6. How can you tell the royal baby is coming? The crowning...
7. The dentist told me I need a crown. I'm like, "I know, right?!"
8. What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
9. Why did Henry VII's bid for the English crown cost so much to insure? It was a Tudor coup
10. Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool.
11. Giving birth... Is a crowning achievement.
12. Did you hear about the debacle at the USDA's beauty pageant? They crowned a Miss Steak.
13. What vapes do the King and Queen of England use? Crown Juuls
14. Messi won a beauty pageant before He was crowned Miss Penalty
15. Manushi Chhillar crowned Miss World 2017 and my search is over for marriage.

Dentist Crown Jokes

Here is a list of funny dentist crown jokes and even better dentist crown puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.
• What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
• Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.
• They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
• My dentist is Steve Harvey's brother... he pulled off my crown and sent it to the Philippines.

Crown Prince Jokes

Here is a list of funny crown prince jokes and even better crown prince puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
• Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince.
  (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
• Isn't it wonderful seeing Prince Charles getting crowned king At the tender young age of 127
• Thanks to Prince Harry, I don't need to go to London to see the Crown Jewels.

Crown Royal Jokes

Here is a list of funny crown royal jokes and even better crown royal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury practises dentistry in his spare time? The royal family go to him for all their crowns.
• I am so royal... even my tooth has a crown.
  *I will show myself out*

Amusing & Witty Crown Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about crown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean majesty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crown pranks.