Crown Jokes

Funniest Crown Short Jokes

Short crown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crown humour may include short corona jokes also.

1. Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"? She probably gets royalties
2. If I had a nickel for everytime I didn't understand how Brits keep track of money... I'd have 4 bob, 6 shillings, 2 quid, a crown, a sovereign, and 5 thripince.
3. My niece dropped this joke on me today: Why did the king go to the dentist? He needed to get a new crown
4. To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
5. A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown
   Who went to a doctor in town.
   The doc gave to he
   A sup-po-si-to-ry.
   "I will not take this sitting down!"
6. King Charles to get Crown next year... You know U.K. dentistry is bad when the King can't even get a dentist appointment.
7. I have been telling lots of monarchy jokes lately, and it may be my crowning achievement.
   ​
   (Sorry for being a royal pain).
8. I'm thinking of starting a beauty pageant for women with Alzheimer's. The winner will be crowned Miss Remember.
9. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... ...Jill came down with half a crown but not for fetching water.
10. The eraser was crowned "King of Office Supplies" but got overthrown within a day. He's not a ruler.

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Crown One Liners

Which crown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crown? I can suggest the ones about royal and kingdom.

1. QAnon has announced a beauty pageant The winner will be crowned Miss Information
2. I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher.
3. Crown for me Dentist: "You need a crown."
   Me: "Finally someone who understands me."
4. I went to the dentist and they said I need a crown, I thought "recognition at last"
5. Dentist: You need a crown Patient: Finally somebody who understands me
6. Dentist: "You need a crown." Me: Finally, someone who understands me."
7. All lives begin... ...with a crowning achievement.
8. How can you tell the royal baby is coming? The crowning...
9. The dentist told me I need a crown. I'm like, "I know, right?!"
10. What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
11. Why did Henry VII's bid for the English crown cost so much to insure? It was a Tudor coup
12. Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool.
13. Giving birth... Is a crowning achievement.
14. Did you hear about the debacle at the USDA's beauty pageant? They crowned a Miss Steak.
15. Yo momma's so fat... She was crowned dairy Queen of the food court.

Dentist Crown Jokes

Here is a list of funny dentist crown jokes and even better dentist crown puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dentist: "You need a crown." Dentist: "You need a crown."
  -
  Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
• So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.
• After carefully examining me for 10 minutes, the dentist said I need a crown... I was like, "I know, right?"
• What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
• Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.
• They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
• My dentist is Steve Harvey's brother... he pulled off my crown and sent it to the Philippines.

Crown Prince Jokes

Here is a list of funny crown prince jokes and even better crown prince puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
• Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince.
  (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
• Isn't it wonderful seeing Prince Charles getting crowned king At the tender young age of 127
• Thanks to Prince Harry, I don't need to go to London to see the Crown Jewels.
• My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince... ...So I slit his t**... while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.
• Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Wants to Get to the Truth of the Khashoggi m**... He's hired OJ to track down the real killers.

Crown Royal Jokes

Here is a list of funny crown royal jokes and even better crown royal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury practises dentistry in his spare time? The royal family go to him for all their crowns.
• I am so royal... even my tooth has a crown.
  *I will show myself out*

Amusing & Witty Crown Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about crown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean majesty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crown pranks.