The Best 37 Crown Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Crown jokes. There are some crown juuls jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crown highness puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Crown Jokes and Puns
Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?
He was looking for Finger Prince.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
My niece dropped this joke on me today: Why did the king go to the dentist?
He needed to get a new crown
What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?
The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
A Limerick
There once was a man from Port Crown
Who went to a doctor in town.
The doc gave to he
A sup-po-si-to-ry.
"I will not take this sitting down!"
There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown...
He was sofa king cool.
Headline: "American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"
That is one long-lived horse.
I'm going to to start a horse peeing race,
The award will be called the trickle crown.
Princess Diana goes to heaven...
Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim
For Halloween I'll give a girl a purple Yu-hi-oh card and a crown..
So she can be my trap queen.
To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened..
The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
I understand why Jesus was crucified
But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher.
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Why was the merchant murdered?
He was a trader to the crown.
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Dentist: "You need a crown."
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Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster.
He wore a crown before it was cool.
Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?
She probably gets royalties
The dentist told me I need a crown.
I'm like, "I know, right?!"
Why did Henry VII's bid for the English crown cost so much to insure?
It was a Tudor coup
After carefully examining me for 10 minutes, the dentist said I need a crown...
I was like, "I know, right?"
My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince...
...So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident.
The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
In *da* pendent
Jeff and Jim went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jim feel down and broke his crown and Jeff shouted 'that's awesome'
[NSFW] A knight won a jousting tournament
The princess hosting the tournament said "For winning the joust, I shall reward you according to how your name sounds"
The knight replied "Are you sure milady?"
The princess answered "Of course! The previous winner, Silvers Crowne was granted a silver crown like what his name sounds. Now, tell me your name champion."
The knight proudly announced "Milady, my name is Sir Pryce Eynil!!"
Roses are red, The Queen wears a crown...
...Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!
When asked if he will accept Trump's invitation to the White House, Triple Crown winner Justify said
Neigh.
What vapes do the King and Queen of England use?
Crown Juuls
Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Wants to Get to the Truth of the Khashoggi Murder
He's hired OJ to track down the real killers.
A guy asked me about the 2 vape pens attached to the drawstrings of my shorts...
and I replied: "Oh those? they are my crown Juuls"
Billie Ellish should see me in a crown
Whenever I do crown molding I can never get the corners to match up quite right
I guess I have coping issues.
What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns?
A cross-dresser
Dentist: You need a crown
Patient: Finally somebody who understands me
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...
...Jill came down with half a crown but not for fetching water.
Limmerick from The Crown on Netflix
There once was a girl named Sally
Who enjoyed the occasional dally
She sat on the lap
Of a well-endowed chap
And cried "Sir! You're right up my alley."
After God created Adam, Adam came to God and said, You created all the animals and each one has a mate, but I'm alone. Can you create me one also?
God replied, Well Adam, I can create a mate for you. It will be the crown of my creation, someone who will serve you, and your every need and desire. The most beautiful and loving creature. She will take care of you always , and give you all the respect that is deserving of you. The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg.
Adam thought for a second and said, What do you got for a rib?
I went to the dentist and they said I need a crown,
I thought "recognition at last"
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Me: Finally, someone who understands me."
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