Crowe Jokes

Funniest Crowe Short Jokes

Short crowe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crowe humour may include short jokes also.

1. If I owned a race horse, I would name it My Face Just to hear the crowed chant "COME ON! COME ON MY FACE!"
   "...and here comes My Face coming up from the rear!"
   -Credit goes to my mother
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2. I went to the doctor because I'm being constantly followed by nearly 20 crows. She says I have Corvid 19.
3. What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.
4. Why did the scarecrow take up the accordion? Because it’s the best way to keep the crows away.
5. A woman is looking at herself in the mirror "Ugh I look so old! My skin is sagging, my hair is turning gray, I've got crows feet..."
   Her husband says, "well, at least your eyesight is intact."
6. I was very upset when I found out that hit song by The Black Crows was actually a cover of Otis Redding It's hard to handle
7. Why don't you ever see a crow roadkill Because there is always another one in the tree yelling, "CAWR CAWR!"
8. Why are flights with crows often delayed? Because they bring a lot of extra carrion luggage.
9. My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop. Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
   He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
10. What did Russell Crowe say when he went down on his girlfriend? I don't know, but he was Gladiator

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Crowe One Liners

Which crowe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crowe? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Before crowbars were invented...... ...most crows drank at home by themselves.
2. What kind of crows stick together? velcrows
3. What's a crow's favorite drink? CAW-fee.
4. what does a crow say when it sees a car coming? car
5. What does a crow with a cold sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.
6. Why did the police arrest the crow? They had probable caws.
7. MY crow i own a pet crow . Have you seen my crow ? i bet you didn't cause its micro
8. What do you call a group of politically similar crows? A cawcus
9. How do the crows in Texas greet each other? Yee-caw
10. Where do the Asian crows live? In croatia.
11. Why was the crow bitter about his job? They fired him with no caws.
12. What did the man say after getting attacked by crows? I just got murdered.
13. Totally going to buy a tiny pet crow for myself. Gonna call it Micro.
14. I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
15. Sometimes you eat a crow, Some other times, Croatia

Cheerful Crowe Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about crowe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crowe pranks.