Crowe Jokes

Funniest Crowe Short Jokes

Short crowe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crowe humour may include short jokes also.

1. If I owned a race horse, I would name it My Face Just to hear the crowed chant "COME ON! COME ON MY FACE!"
   "...and here comes My Face coming up from the rear!"
   -Credit goes to my mother
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2. I went to the doctor because I'm being constantly followed by nearly 20 crows. She says I have Corvid 19.
3. What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.
4. Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16? Apparently, the only difference between a raven and a crow is a matter of a pinion.
5. Why did the scarecrow take up the accordion? Because it’s the best way to keep the crows away.
6. A woman is looking at herself in the mirror "Ugh I look so old! My skin is sagging, my hair is turning gray, I've got crows feet..."
   Her husband says, "well, at least your eyesight is intact."
7. Russell Crowe showed no remorse after cannibalising his wife. In fact, he seemed like he was Gladiator.
8. Did you guys hear about the guy who got the skin on his face ripped apart by eagle talons? They tried to fix it with botox, but that only helps with crow's feet.
9. I was very upset when I found out that hit song by The Black Crows was actually a cover of Otis Redding It's hard to handle
10. Why don't you ever see a crow roadkill Because there is always another one in the tree yelling, "CAWR CAWR!"

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Crowe One Liners

Which crowe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crowe? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Crows make black babies. Doves make white babies. What makes no babies? Swallows.
2. Before crowbars were invented...... ...most crows drank at home by themselves.
3. A little known fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.
4. What kind of crows stick together? velcrows
5. What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-Crows
6. What do you call two crows stuck together? Velcrows
7. Before there were crowbars Crows drank at home
8. What's a crow's favorite drink? CAW-fee.
9. What did Russell Crowe do when a cannibal ate his wife? Nothing... He was Gladiator.
10. Before the crowbar was invented Most crows didn't drink.
11. what does a crow say when it sees a car coming? car
12. Crows Before they invented Crowbars, crows had to drink alone. :(
13. Before the crowbar was invented... Most crows drank at home
14. What do you call a bird that sticks to things? A 'vel'crow
15. Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife? Nah! He was Gladiator!

Cheerful Crowe Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about crowe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crowe pranks.