Crowbar Jokes
40 crowbar jokes and hilarious crowbar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crowbar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Stumped on how to lighten up a room with a few good laughs? Check out this article on crowbar jokes! Get ready to chuckle at witty puns involving Jason Todd's crowbar, as well as other tools such as a shovel and a jackhammer. So get ready to caws your way through some hilarious one-liners and see for yourself.
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Funniest Crowbar Short Jokes
Short crowbar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crowbar humour may include short bar crawl jokes also.
- My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!! It's not my birthday but a scary looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
- In the Navy, how do you seperate the men from the boys? - With a crowbar.
And What's the worst thing in a woman?
- A Marine
- How do you separate the priests and the choir boys? With a crowbar
- I just discovered that I can play as Jon Snow on This War of Mine... So far my weapon of choice has been the "crowbar."
- What is the polish word for key? Crowbar!
- Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? They ended up at the crowbar.
- I started a new construction themed drinking establishment called the CrowBar Surprisingly difficult to open
- Game of Thrones Where do the watchers on the wall go to get drunk?
Crowbar - Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!
- How do you call a group of crow drinking alcohol ? A Crowbar
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Crowbar One Liners
Which crowbar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crowbar? I can suggest the ones about barb and monkey bars.
- Before crowbars were invented...... ...most crows drank at home by themselves.
- A little known fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.
- I always heard that the Navy separates the men from the boys Turns out they use a crowbar
- Before there were crowbars Crows drank at home
- How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar.
- Before the crowbar was invented Most crows didn't drink.
- Where do birds go to drink? A crowbar.
- Crows Before they invented Crowbars, crows had to drink alone. :(
- Before the crowbar was invented... Most crows drank at home
- Did you know Before the crowbar crows actually used to drink at home
- Before the crowbar was invested Crows simply drank at home
- Where do crows go to get drunk? Crowbars
- A man walks into a bar to find its full of black feathers. Its a crowbar.
- What do you call a pub that's famous for its murders? A crowbar.
- Did you know that before the crowbar was invented Crows would just drink at home alone
Hilarious Fun Crowbar Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about crowbar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wheelbarrow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crowbar pranks.
A man finds a genie
The genie says " I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you receive, your ex wife will get twice as much"
"That's alright" says the man. "I want 10 Million Dollars" the man says. "Ok, now your ex wife has 20 million". "I want a mansion." "Ok now your ex wife has two mansions."
"What will be your third wish? Think Carefully!" Says the genie.
The man ponders for a while and finally responds. "I want you to take this crowbar, and beat me half to death with it."
A stranger gave me a really old metal box...
He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.
So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.
A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
"A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."
The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."
A huge guy walks into a bar and approaches a little guy.
The huge guy karate chops the little guy on the back and says "That was a karate chop from Japan."
A little while later the same huge guy chops the little guy on the back again and says "that was a karate chop from China."
The little guy leaves the bar for a little while and when he comes back he whacks the huge guy on the back knocking him to the ground.
"Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."
