The Best 5 Croutons Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Croutons jokes. There are some croutons garlic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these croutons focaccia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Croutons Jokes and Puns

I ate a salad for dinner!

It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.

Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce.

And cheese.

... I had a pizza.

A woman walks into a bar

She sits at the counter and orders a salad with croutons and a creamy dressing.

The waiter delivers her salad, and she hands him a crisp $20 bill. As the waiter walks back to the cash register he holds it to the light and realizes it's a counterfeit! He snaps around to see the woman grabbing her salad and running for the door.

He shouts at the top of his lungs "Seize her salad!"

I made a chicken salad yesterday

"was it any good?"

I don't think so, he only ate the croutons

guy who's about to invent croutons

*[eating salad]:* I wish this hurt

What do you get if you mix lettuce, croutons and an epileptic?

Seizure Salad


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the croutons fastfood jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working croutons tomatoe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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