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19 crouching jokes and hilarious crouching puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crouching that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Crouching Short Jokes

Short crouching jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crouching humour may include short kneeling jokes also.

  1. Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking his polyjuice potion? Because it was making him moody.
  2. A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes.
    When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?
  3. Virtually every Harry Potter character can teach us a lesson. For example, Barty Crouch Jr. taught us that drinking can make you Moody.
  4. You're crouched over mike Tyson picking grass clippings off of his body You're doing the kneel, de-grass Tyson.
  5. Why were there no tigers and dragons on the movie Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Because they were crouching...and hidden.
    I'll let myself out.
  6. Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage.
  7. Man walking through a graveyard He sees a man crouching by a headstone so shouts over morning . Headstone man replies no just having a s**...
  8. A man was taking a 6am stroll, when he saw someone crouching in a graveyard. Trying to be polite, he tips his hat and says, morning.
    The guy replies, nah, just taking a s**....
  9. I decided to walk through the cemetery on my way to work one day. I saw a guy crouched by a grave. "Morning" I said.
    "No, just taking a s**..." he replied.
  10. I have to walk through a cemetery to get to work This morning as I was walking through I saw someone crouching behind a gravestone. I said, 'Morning.' He said, 'No I'm just doing a p**....'

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Crouching One Liners

Which crouching one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crouching? I can suggest the ones about crawling and bending over.

  1. Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody
  2. Why is a man crouching in the store? Searching for low prices
  3. How I roll 1. Crouch down.
    2. Lean my head forward.
  4. I crouch down, tuck my head. That's how I roll.
  5. Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll.
  6. How can you stop a baby from crouching clockwards? You stab it's other arm as well
  7. Sometimes when I talk to people I start pointing at crouches. (Point)
  8. What kind of citrus crouches to c**...? Cumsquats

Crouching joke, What kind of citrus crouches to c**...?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about crouching can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of crouching puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Crouching Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about crouching you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hiding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make crouching prank.

Three young boys are exploring the woods near a river

One of the boys is crouched behind a rock and is looking at something.
He calls the other two over to look with him.
In the river is a beautiful n**... woman bathing.
One of the boys immediately starts running in the other direction screaming.
What's wrong? Says one boy.
My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... woman I would turn to stone! He says And something's already turning hard!

I walked in last night to find a paramedic crouching over my wife. Get your lips off my wife,

I snapped pulling him off her. But sir, I'm not kissing her! He pleaded. She's stopped breathing.
Do I need to repeat myself?

A man is home and sees a gorilla hanging on his backyard tree.

So he naturally picks up the yellow pages and calls the gorilla Removal services. The professional arrives in less than ten minutes, and gets off his van with a pole, a ladder, a dog, a shotgun and handcuffs. He says "I see it's a male gorilla, so I'm taking the ladder up the tree and poke him with this pole. He's gonna fall, and my dog is trained to bite the crouch, so when the gorilla protects his groins, I handcuff him and bring him back to the wild. Hold this gun, please". The man asks "what do I do with it?", and the guy "If I fall from the tree, shoot the dog".

Men's Helpline

Men's Helpline
"Hello, you have reached the Men's Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?"
"Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, I hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse. Then she took her p**... out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouching behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

Men's Help Line

MEN"S HELP LINE, "Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you?"

Caller: "Hi, Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her p**... out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

A priest notices a little boy down the street

Trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

Crouching joke, Man walking through a graveyard

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