Crouch Jokes

Following is our collection of nobles puns and knees one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crouch jokes for adults, dirty wombmates jokes and clean dooby dad gags for kids.

The Best Crouch Puns

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking his polyjuice potion?

Because it was making him moody.

Virtually every Harry Potter character can teach us a lesson.

For example, Barty Crouch Jr. taught us that drinking can make you Moody.

A farmer was picking apples when he heard a noise from his pond. He walks over and sees three young women skinny dipping.

They notice him and crouch in the water up to their shoulders. Go away! Stop spying on us! The farmer says Sorry ladies, but I didn't come out here to see you naked. Holding up his apple bucket he says I came to feed the alligator.

You're crouched over mike Tyson picking grass clippings off of his body

You're doing the kneel, de-grass Tyson.


I crouch down, tuck my head.

That's how I roll.

Two statisticians go deer hunting...

they are out all day long when finally they spot a 5 point buck. They simultaneously crouch down silently, take aim, and shoot. The first statistician fires 20 feet to the left of the deer. The second statistician fires 20 feet to the right of the deer. In unison, they both shout out "got it"!

Thank you folks, I'll be here all week. Tip your waiters.

Crouch down and lean forward.

That's how I roll.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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