Crossword Clue Jokes
17 crossword clue jokes and hilarious crossword clue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crossword clue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Crossword Clue Short Jokes
Short crossword clue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crossword clue humour may include short crossword puzzle jokes also.
- I asked my wife, I'm stuck on this crossword clue Overworked postman — can you help? She said, Sure. How many letters?
Me: I'm guessing—- Too many. - I asked my wife, I'm stuck on a Crossword clue—-'Overworked Postman'. Can you help? She said, Sure. How many letters?
I said, Too many. - "I'm stuck on the last piece of a crossword. 12 letters, the clue is: 'getting in your way'". He said, "That's 'inconvenient'."
I said, "I know. That's why I need your help." - I'm doing a crossword, and I'm stuck on seven down. It's seven letters long and the clue is Lemonade drink, not Sprite . Oh no wait sorry that's not seven down, that's Seven Up.
- I'm making my own Crossword Puzzle but I'm struggling to think up a clue for 3 down, 'Armageddon'. Ah well, it's not the end of the world.
- What do you call a stable female? A mare.
(This was a clue on the Daily Crossword app today which I couldn't figure out. I thought it was cute.) - A Wrong Answer While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband's help.
"The word is eight letters long and starts with m, and the clue is 'tiresome sameness.'"
"Monogamy," he answered - got in trouble for helping an African co-worker with the crossword during break. apparently the answer to the clue, Word with "black" or "photo", is not "shoot".
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Crossword Clue One Liners
Which crossword clue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crossword clue? I can suggest the ones about crossword and crossword puzzles.
- What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue? I don't know
- Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork
Crossword Clue Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about crossword clue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spelling word jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crossword clue pranks.
Four across...
Two men are sat completing a crossword puzzle on a train, sat across from them is a Priest. The first man starts to scratch his head, and he asks the man across from him:
"A word, four across, ending with unt..."
The other man asks him:
"Well, what's the clue?"
He replies:
"It just says 'a woman,' that's all."
"Aunt?"
"Ah, yes it is!"
The man looks down, nodding in agreement. Across the carriage a feeble voice, the Priest.
"Can I borrow an eraser?"
I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle.
I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was "Dishonestly gaining a advantage," eight letters.
I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.
A blonde is about to solve a crossword...
... but still misses some answers.
She asks for a help her best friend,
"Jane, could you help me solving this pls. - the clue says 'Feminine i**... part' - with 4 letters.."
"Across or down?" asks her friend.
"It's across"
"Then it should be lips"
Two blondes solving a crossword
Two blondes are spending some time together, the one is watching TV while the other struggles with one particular crossword question for some time now...
After a while she decides to ask her friend for help..
- Do you know the answer to the clue "Female s**... o**..."?
-- Hmmmm. Horizontally or vertically?
- Horizontally
-- Oh yes! "Mouth"
A guy on a train is sitting next to a nun who is doing a crossword puzzle.
The nun is stuck on a clue that doesn't fit with some other answers that she's already written down. She asks the man for help.
"Let's backtrack, and double check that your other answers are right. That usually helps me," he says.
"Good idea," the nun says. "How about this one: A four-letter word, ending in 'U-N-T,' and the clue is 'Something you would call a woman.'"
"Aunt?" The man says.
"Oh, right..." the nun says. "Say, do you have an eraser?"