Crosswalk Jokes
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My 93-year-old grandma has rheumatoid arthritis and is slow at crosswalks. Yesterday, she got hit by a car.
She's perfectly fine -- she has an auto-immune disease!
What do you get when you dip a chicken in paint?
A crosswalk.
Why does Jesus Jaywalk?
Because he hates crosswalks
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A guy gets into work late one day, clearly upset.
His co-worker asks him Hey Jim, what happened, man? Why are you late?
I got a flat on the way in. Cost me at least an hour dealing with it, Jim grumbles.
How'd you get a flat?
Eh, I ran over a bottle in the middle of a crosswalk.
In the middle of a crosswalk? Didn't you see it?
Nah - d**... kid had it under his coat.
California Roll
A man driving approaches a stop sign and slows down to a cool 5 mph, rolls smoothly across the crosswalk, looks both ways, and glides forward when he sees the coast is clear.
Unbeknownst to him, a cop sees this and pulls him over on the next block.
The cop pulls the guy out of the car and starts beating him.
The guy starts yelling "Stop! STOP!! What are you doing?! Stop!!!"
"Oh I'm sorry, did you want me to stop or slow down?"
My Family was mourning the recent loss of my Brother in Law
"I can't believe he's gone" my Wife said
"Me Neither, and to think i just ran into him the other day". i said
"Oh Dear, I cant believe he's just gone all of the sudden, he was always such a stubborn person"
"Yeah i know, He didn't move an inch when i ran into him at the crosswalk".
Why didn't the bird use the crosswalk?
It was a Blue Jay.
What do you call Jesus walking to His crucifixion?
Crosswalk
A blind person stopped at a crosswalk. When he couldn't hear any traffic, he asked if it was clear to walk. The man next to him said the only thing coming was a dog.
He stepped off the curb and was immediately hit by a greyhound bus.
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