Crosswalk Jokes

Following is our collection of passers puns and crossroads one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crosswalk jokes for adults, dirty mohawk jokes and clean symbols dad gags for kids.

The Best Crosswalk Puns

What do you get when you dip a chicken in paint?

A crosswalk.

Why did Jesus cross the road?

He saw a crosswalk.

California Roll

A man driving approaches a stop sign and slows down to a cool 5 mph, rolls smoothly across the crosswalk, looks both ways, and glides forward when he sees the coast is clear.

Unbeknownst to him, a cop sees this and pulls him over on the next block.

The cop pulls the guy out of the car and starts beating him.

The guy starts yelling "Stop! STOP!! What are you doing?! Stop!!!"

"Oh I'm sorry, did you want me to stop or slow down?"

What do you call Jesus walking to His crucifixion?


My Family was mourning the recent loss of my Brother in Law

"I can't believe he's gone" my Wife said

"Me Neither, and to think i just ran into him the other day". i said

"Oh Dear, I cant believe he's just gone all of the sudden, he was always such a stubborn person"

"Yeah i know, He didn't move an inch when i ran into him at the crosswalk".

A blind person stopped at a crosswalk. When he couldn't hear any traffic, he asked if it was clear to walk. The man next to him said the only thing coming was a dog.

He stepped off the curb and was immediately hit by a greyhound bus.

Why didn't the bird use the crosswalk?

It was a Blue Jay.

How to you make a crosswalk?

You dip a chicken in paint.

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