Crossin Jokes
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I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus. I thought to myself, Wow! That could have been me!
Then I remembered I can't drive a bus.
Crossing the Border
A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how friendly the Americans all were, as they all turned to him at the start of the game and asked together, "Jose, can you see?"
Without crossing any lines, what's an offensive joke?
The Detroit Lions
What do you get by crossing a baby with a puppy?
Jail time.
Crossing the border the customs officer asked me I had any drugs or firearms, to which I responded...
...what do you need?
Crossing things off my to-do list
I didn't do them, I just don't want them on my list anymore
Two std's crossing the road.
All of a sudden a lorry approached at a very high speed.
One says to the other I think I am a gonorrhoea.
Crossing guards are like morticians.
They're just waiting for someone to cross over.
I was crossing the border from USA to Canada, and the border patrol Mountie asked me if I had any guns.
I said, what do you need?
Steve Wright gets credit
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What do you get from crossing Brad Pitt, Vladimir Putin and Adolf h**...?
What do you get for crossing a cow with a bear?
A call from the ethics board
How is a crossing of a tree and a pig called?
Porcupine
After crossing which line in Siberia, can you no longer escape it?
The evenk horizon
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