The Best 17 Crossin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crossin jokes. There are some crossin crosswalk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crossin swims puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crossin Jokes and Puns

I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus. I thought to myself, Wow! That could have been me!

Then I remembered I can't drive a bus.

Crossing the Border

A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how friendly the Americans all were, as they all turned to him at the start of the game and asked together, "Jose, can you see?"

What do you get by crossing a baby with a puppy?

Jail time.

Crossin joke, What do you get by crossing a baby with a puppy?

Crossing the street

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the street?

A: To get to the second-hand store.

Why is crossing the road similar to music?

If you don't C# you'll B*b*


Crossing the border the customs officer asked me I had any drugs or firearms, to which I responded...

...what do you need?

Crossing things off my to-do list

I didn't do them, I just don't want them on my list anymore

Crossin joke, Crossing things off my to-do list

What do you get when crossing the Queen and Prince Philip?

Killed in a motorway tunnel

Two std's crossing the road.

All of a sudden a lorry approached at a very high speed.

One says to the other I think I am a gonorrhoea.

How is crossing the road like music?

You better C# or else you'll B♭!

Crossing guards get mad when you call them what they really are...

Human Traffic-ers.

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Crossing guards are like morticians.

They're just waiting for someone to cross over.

I was crossing the border from USA to Canada, and the border patrol Mountie asked me if I had any guns.

I said, what do you need?

Steve Wright gets credit

What do you get for crossing a cow with a bear?

A call from the ethics board

How is a crossing of a tree and a pig called?

Porcupine

What do you get from crossing Brad Pitt, Vladimir Putin and Adolf Hitler?

Crossin joke, What do you get from crossing Brad Pitt, Vladimir Putin and Adolf Hitler?

After crossing which line in Siberia, can you no longer escape it?

The evenk horizon

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