Crossfitter Jokes

Funniest Crossfitter Short Jokes

Short crossfitter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crossfitter humour may include short fitness jokes also.

1. A Crossfitter, a Vegan and an Atheist walk into a bar.... ​
   I only know because they told *everybody* within two minutes of walking in.
2. An atheist, vegan, and crossfitter walk into a bar I don't know what happened because I left
3. A Vegan, a Crossfitter and a Fortnite player walked into a bar I only know because they told everyone twice within 5 minutes.
4. A vegan, a CrossFitter , and a lesbian walk into a bar... I know this because they announced it within 2 minutes of being there.
5. A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar. How do you tell which is which? Don't worry, they'll tell you
6. What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard? Figuring out what to tell you about first.
7. "A vegan, cross-fitter and a marine walk into a bar..." "I know because they announced it as soon as they walked in"
8. An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... But they were all silent compared to the person who invested in bitcoin
9. A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds.
10. A Vegan, a Cross-fitter, and an Atheist all walk into a bar... ...I only know because none of them can shut up about it.

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Crossfitter One Liners

Which crossfitter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crossfitter? I can suggest the ones about triathlon and cardio.

1. An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar I know because they told me.
2. A vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar I only know because they told me.
3. A vegan, feminist and a crossfitter walk into a bar... Everyone knew immediately
4. I met a vegan and a CrossFitter 2hrs ago I still haven't got his name yet
5. What's worse than finding a dead crossfitter hanging in the cables? Crossfit.
6. A Vegan, a teacher, and a Crossfitter are at your party... Which one tells you first?
7. A Vegan, a Crossfitter, and a Bitcoin HODLer walk into a bar...
8. What do you call a crossfitter who's addicted to their foam roller? A fascist.
9. A crossfitter walks into a bar his friends find him and say WOD happened?
10. Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus.
11. An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... His name is Chaz.
12. What do crossfitters call their trainers? Fairy WOD-mothers.

Entertaining Crossfitter Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about crossfitter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bodybuilding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crossfitter pranks.