Crossfitter Jokes

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The Best Crossfitter Puns

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar

I know because they told me.

An atheist, vegan, and crossfitter walk into a bar

I don't know what happened because I left

A Vegan, a Crossfitter and a Fortnite player walked into a bar

I only know because they told everyone twice within 5 minutes.

A vegan, a CrossFitter , and a lesbian walk into a bar...

I know this because they announced it within 2 minutes of being there.

A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar. How do you tell which is which?

Don't worry, they'll tell you


What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar...

But they were all silent compared to the person who invested in bitcoin

"A vegan, cross-fitter and a marine walk into a bar..."

"I know because they announced it as soon as they walked in"

A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know?

They all tell you within 3 seconds.

If someone is vegan, atheist, and a CrossFitter, what do they tell you about first?

They tell you about Bitcoin

A Vegan, a Cross-fitter, and an Atheist all walk into a bar...

...I only know because none of them can shut up about it.


A vegan, crossfitter, ironman, support main, and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar

who tells you first?

A vegan and crossfitter walks into a bar.

I only know this because they started telling everyone within minutes of arriving.

An Atheist, a Cross-fitter and a Vegan all walked into a bar...

....I knew because they told everyone in the place within the first five-minutes of arriving!

An atheist vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard and doesn't own a TV walks into a bar

He sits down at the bar, orders a beer, turns to the guy next to him...

...and has no idea what to say.

A vegan, feminist and a crossfitter walk into a bar...

Everyone knew immediately

An Atheist, a Vegan and a Crossfitter walk into a bar

I only know that because they told everyone all about it within 2 minutes... and again..and again.

An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.

I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook.

Did you hear the one about the Vegan Crossfitter who saw Hamilton live on Broadway with the original cast?

He didn't know which one to talk about first.


A crossfitter, a vegan, and a trump supporter walk into a bar

I only know because they told everyone who was there.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar..

Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds.

I met a vegan and a CrossFitter 2hrs ago

I still haven't got his name yet

an atheist, a crossfitter, and a gay guy walk into a bar...

I only know this cause they told everyone in the bar within 10 minutes.

An atheist, a vegan...

...and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. The whole bar knew this within 2 minutes.

What's worse than finding a dead crossfitter hanging in the cables?

Crossfit.

A vegan, a crossfitter, and an atheist are sitting in a bar.

But you wouldnt know it, thanks to the Texan telling you all about Texas

How can you tell who's an atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter in a crowd of people?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

If you meet an atheist, vegan Crossfitter, what is the first thing he tells you about?

His vaping

You meet a man who is both a vegan and a CrossFitter. Which does he tell you about first?

*(universe implodes)*

How do you know if someone is a Vegan Crossfitter?

Oh, you'll know... EVERYBODY will know.

An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar...

His name is Chaz.

What do you call a crossfitter who's addicted to their foam roller?

A fascist.

A Vegan, a Crossfitter, and a Bitcoin HODLer walk into a bar...

A PC gamer, a vegan, and a cross-fitter just walked into a bar.

How do I know this? They have already told everyone in the bar ten times over.

A crossfitter, a vegan, and an atheist are in a bar

You know this because it's the first thing they say when they walk in

A Vegan, a teacher, and a Crossfitter are at your party...

Which one tells you first?

Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was?

Jesus.

A crossfitter walks into a bar

his friends find him and say WOD happened?

Jesus is up on the cross, he looks to his left and sees the man there is a vegan, the man to his right is listed as a crossfitter...

"Well this is going to be the longest night of my life."

Did you ever hear about the vegan, the atheist, and the crossfitter who walked into a bar together?

I don't know how you haven't heard about them, they told everyone.

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