The Best 85 Crossfit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crossfit jokes. There are some crossfit pilates jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crossfit workout puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crossfit Jokes and Puns

Offensive Easter Joke

Q: What kind of training did Jesus do for his Easter weekend?

A: Crossfit

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How can you tell when someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Crossfit joke, How can you tell when someone does crossfit?

Why was Jesus I such good shape?


Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much?

He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What's the downside of being a crossfit couple?

After sex: I didn't know we were doing that for time too.

You know who you are....

I had a party at my house and a buddy of mine walked over to me from the crowd. I said do you know those three people that just walked in? He said to me "...the guy who does CrossFit, the vegetarian and the atheist?" I looked at him quizzically and said "Do you know them?" "No, not at all" He quipped, "it was literally the first thing they said when they walked in the door."

A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar

A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar. how do i know that it was a vegan and a crossfit? they told everyone

Crossfit joke, A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar

Have you seen Jesus's abs?!!

He must be doing that Cross-Fit workout!

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Jesus was the original crossfit.

How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs?

He did crossfit.

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A crossfiter, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar...

I know this because they won't shut up about it.

If a vegan does crossfit, which do they talk about first?

Their iPhone.

A crossfitter, a vegan, and an atheist are in a bar

You know this because it's the first thing they say when they walk in

I started crossfit yesterday

And my throat is killing me

Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but...

He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*

Crossfit joke, Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but...

Did you know Jesus has nice abs?

He does crossfit.

Jesus decided to try a new exercise routine

Apparently CrossFit didnt work out

Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit?

Oh you'd know if you had.

How do you pick up a gluten-free, crossfit, vegan?

No idea it's been two hours and I haven't gotten a word in edgewise yet.

A feminist, a vegan, and a person who does CrossFit walk into a bar.

I know this because they didn't shut up about it the entire night.

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?


A crossfitter walks into a bar

his friends find him and say WOD happened?

Why did Jesus start doing P90X after he was resurrected?

Crossfit was killing him

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?


What kind of exercise did Jesus do?


What did Jesus do to lose weight?


What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

The next time you've had a bad day....

....just remember out there some schmuck just started Crossfit.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?


How does Jesus stay in shape?

He does crossfit.

What's the worst part about doing crossfit?

Having to shop at Kid's GAP.

What's worse than finding a dead crossfitter hanging in the cables?


What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school.

It's called Crossfit

Have you heard about that IT guy working for Hillary?

He recently got into crossfit and has never worked out before. Suffered a "heart attack from over exertion..."

West Coast problems

If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?

How do you know someone's an atheist vegan engineer who does crossfit?

Don't worry, you'd know

If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog....

which one do they tell you about first?

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?


I went to a Crossfit camp out...

It was in tents.

A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know?

They all tell you within 3 seconds.

A crossfitter, a vegan, and a trump supporter walk into a bar

I only know because they told everyone who was there.

Why was Jesus ripped at his crucifixion?

Because he was cross-fit!

Just tried to kill a roach with axe body spray... his name is Brett and he won't shut up about cross-fit.

How did Jesus keep his form?

He did cross-fit.

A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you?

"I crossfit"

The origin of CrossFit can be traced all the way back to ancient Rome.

Take Jesus for example, he fit nicely on that cross.

What is Jesus' favorite exercise regimen?


I now understand why people talk about crossfit so much.

Jesus did it, got eternal life, and people worship him. Who wouldn't like that?

What was Jesus's favorite exercise program?


What is The Pope's favorite workout program?


Why Did Jesus Have Perfect Abs?

He did CrossFit.

How do you know if a vegan is at your party?

He'll interrupt your story about crossfit.

How did Jesus get in such good shape to always have a six-pack in his paintings?


Crossfit died out

The other day n the train:
Girl : *sneezes
me: "Bless You!"
Girl : I Have a Boyfriend

a few rows behind us: "I'm vegan"

How did Jesus get in such good shape?


A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar...

Oh, they already told you about it too?

What fitness plan did Jesus manage to stick to?


What do you call Jesus' exercise routine?


Why do crucifixion depictions always portray Jesus as muscular?


How did Jesus get so muscular and shredded?


What is Jesus' favorite exercise routine?


My sister told me about a christian motivational group that came to her school. She said they were super strong but didn't lift weights.

So I figured they must do crossfit.

If a vegan does crossfit...

...which one does he tell you about first?

What is the first rule of CrossFit?

Always talk about CrossFit.

How can you tell if someone does CrossFit?

They will tell you in every conversation.

How did Jesus keep in such great shape?


How was Jesus Christ so ripped?

You never see Jesus Christ rockin a dad bod. How was it that Jesus Christ kept so toned and shredded?


How did Jesus exercise?


What type of exercise plan did Jesus follow?


Will be opening up a Christian gym soon.

Can't decide what to call it, Jehovah's Fitness, or CrossFit.

Why is crucified Jesus always depicted with six pack abs?

He did CrossFit.

I just learned that there are rules to doing crossfit

The first rule of crossfit is "you always tell people you are doing crossfit"

The second rule of crossfit is "you always tell people you are doing crossfit"

Why is Jesus so strong?


Did you hear that Jesus had to quit working out?

Yeah, he did crossfit for so long, it took him three days to recover

Have you ever noticed that Jesus on the cross always looks great, with amazing abs?

He was the original cross-fit.

Did you hear about the vegan who does CrossFit?

Yeah so did I.

Who was the strongest person in the Bible?

Jesus, he did CrossFit.

What's Jesus's favorite sport?


How did Jesus stay in shape?


A crossfit user, a vegan and an atheist went into a bar...

And we know it because they told us.

A vegan pilot who does CrossFit walks into a bar.

Which one does he tell you about first?

Why was Jesus so in shape?

He did CrossFit

What kind of workouts did Jesus do?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crossfit bodybuilding jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crossfit gym piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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