The Best 15 Crossdresser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crossdresser jokes. There are some crossdresser genderfluid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crossdresser trans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crossdresser Jokes and Puns

My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.

...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.

Why did the crossdresser love Christmas?

He could eat drink and be Mary

Why did the girl dump the crossdresser?

He only wanted to get into her pants.

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What do you call an overweight crossdresser?

Trans fat.

Dad, what is a cross-dresser?

Ask your mother, he knows.


How did the cross-dresser rob the bank?

By making a Trans-action

A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar

I only know because it's reposted every week

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My ex-wife accused me of being a crossdresser...

So I packed her things and left

What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns?

A cross-dresser

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why can't cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat?

They're always Russian or Dragging

You can explore crossdresser transvestite reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean crossdresser bisexual dad jokes. There are also crossdresser puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What does a male-to-female cross-dresser do on his/her birthday?

Eat, drink, and be Mary.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

My boyfriend said that he wanted to get into my pants.

Turns out he's a cross-dresser.

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