Crossdresser Jokes

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The Best Crossdresser Puns

My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.

...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.

What do you call an overweight crossdresser?

Trans fat.

Dad, what is a cross-dresser?

Ask your mother, he knows.

Crossdresser joke, Dad, what is a cross-dresser?

A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar

I only know because it's reposted every week

How did the cross-dresser rob the bank?

By making a Trans-action


My ex-wife accused me of being a crossdresser...

So I packed her things and left

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Crossdresser joke, Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns?

A cross-dresser

Why can't cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat?

They're always Russian or Dragging

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.


What does a male-to-female cross-dresser do on his/her birthday?

Eat, drink, and be Mary.

My boyfriend said that he wanted to get into my pants.

Turns out he's a cross-dresser.

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