Crosscountry Jokes

Following is our collection of day puns and vacant one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crosscountry jokes for adults, dirty check jokes and clean favorite dad gags for kids.

The Best Crosscountry Puns

What is Mexico's favorite sport?


Two guys from New York go on a cross-country trip and end up walking into a bar in Kansas.

After a few too many drinks, one of the guys asks the bartender, "Hey, can you tell us how to go cow tipping?" "I'm sorry, gentlemen. Cow tipping is simply an urban myth," the bartender explains. "The farmers actually pay them a competitive wage."

What's Mexico's national sport?


What's the most popular sport in Mexico?


What is the most important sport in Mexico?


What sport is a Mexican best at?


What's Jesus' least favorite sport?


Mexicans used to excel at cross-country...

... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting

If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them?

Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit.

Just saw a guy from Helsinki dominate the cross-country skiing event at the Winter Olympics

He led the race from start to Finnish.

Why is Jesus so fit?

Because he ran cross-country

There is an abundance of guy jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes and crosscountry puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hotel witze you can hear about crosscountry.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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