Crosscountry Jokes
17 crosscountry jokes and hilarious crosscountry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crosscountry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Crosscountry Short Jokes
Short crosscountry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crosscountry humour may include short popular jokes also.
- I was once attempted a cross-country marathon in Scandinavia …but I quit at the Finnish line
- If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit.
- Just saw a guy from Helsinki dominate the cross-country skiing event at the Winter Olympics He led the race from start to Finnish.
- Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting
- Where do black person go to travel cross-country? The Newport
(My first joke, sorry if bad 8>)
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Crosscountry One Liners
Which crosscountry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crosscountry? I can suggest the ones about favourite and check.
- What's Vladimir Putin's favorite sport? Cross-country
- What's Jesus' least favorite sport? Crosscountry
- Why is Jesus so fit? Because he ran cross-country
- What do you use to ship manure cross-country? A semi-colon
- What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country
Comical Crosscountry Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about crosscountry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hotel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crosscountry pranks.
Two guys from New York go on a cross-country trip and end up walking into a bar in Kansas.
After a few too many drinks, one of the guys asks the bartender, "Hey, can you tell us how to go cow tipping?" "I'm sorry, gentlemen. Cow tipping is simply an urban myth," the bartender explains. "The farmers actually pay them a competitive wage."
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Cross-country skiing.
Three guys check into a ski resort hotel. The hotel only has one single room vacant so the guys agree to share the room and the bed. On the next day, the guy sleeping on the right said, "What a wonderful dream I had! I dreamt that a cute blonde chick was giving me a h**...."
The guy on the left replied, "That's the exact same dream I had! I also dreamt that a cute blonde chick was giving me a h**...." Finally, the guy sleeping in the middle said, "I had a boring dream, I was just cross-country skiing."
