The Best 10 Crossbreed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crossbreed jokes. There are some crossbreed purebred jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crossbreed elephino puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crossbreed Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd?

A que-nein.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect?

Bugs Bunny

What do you get when you crossbreed a horse with a rabbit?

A dead rabbit.

I tried crossbreeding my cows.

I was attempting to create a new type of milk that was super sweet.

Instead, none of the cows would even produce milk. It was a complete and udder failure.


I've always been fruitless in my attempts to crossbreed a mango and a tangerine, until she showed up...

Apparently it does take two to tango.

What do you call an Italian and African mosquito cross-breed?

Is a me! Malario!

What do you get if you crossbreed a US president with a Jewish stereotype?

Theodore Nosevelt

Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever?

Just kidding, that's bullshit.

What do you get if you crossbreed a banana slug with a sloth?

a nobel prize in medicine

- dad

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crossbreed eliphino jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crossbreed mongrel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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