Crossbows Jokes
22 crossbows jokes and hilarious crossbows puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crossbows that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Crossbows Short Jokes
Short crossbows jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crossbows humour may include short jokes also.
- A Crossbow is like a Beautiful Woman It has a lot of complicated parts and if you handle them wrong it will snap and break your fingers.
- My friend almost killed me with his crossbow Say what you want, but it was an arrow escape
- I accidentally shot my girlfriend with my crossbow... I told her I didn't know it was loaded.
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Crossbows One Liners
Which crossbows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crossbows? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Crossbows are great But they have their drawbacks
- What do you call Cupid's arrow when he upgrades to a crossbow? A lover's quarrel
- What do you call a scented crossbow? Arrow-matic
- What's Jesus' go-to ammunition? A Crossbow
- What "gun" would Jesus use if he came back A Crossbow
- What is Jesus' first choice of weapon? A crossbow
- Whats Jesus's favourite weapon? A Crossbow.
- How does a Christian tie their gifts? With a crossbow.
- Bringing a crossbow to a gunfight is a wookie mistake.
Crossbows Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about crossbows you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crossbows pranks.
An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit s**... by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....
She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.