Crossbow Jokes

Following is our collection of character puns and aims one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crossbow jokes for adults, dirty scope jokes and clean canon dad gags for kids.

The Best Crossbow Puns

Crossbows are great

But they have their drawbacks

An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit suicide by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....

She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.

A Crossbow is like a Beautiful Woman

It has a lot of complicated parts and if you handle them wrong it will snap and break your fingers.

My friend almost killed me with his crossbow

Say what you want, but it was an arrow escape

What did the crossbowman say to his dead wife?

It was just a lover's quarrel

What do you call a scented crossbow?


What's Jesus' go-to ammunition?

A Crossbow

What "gun" would Jesus use if he came back

A Crossbow

What is Jesus' first choice of weapon?

A crossbow

Whats Jesus's favourite weapon?

A Crossbow.

How does a Christian tie their gifts?

With a crossbow.

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