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Crossbows are great
But they have their drawbacks
An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit suicide by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....
She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.
A Crossbow is like a Beautiful Woman
It has a lot of complicated parts and if you handle them wrong it will snap and break your fingers.
What did the crossbowman say to his dead wife?
It was just a lover's quarrel
My friend almost killed me with his crossbow
Say what you want, but it was an arrow escape
What do you call a scented crossbow?
Arrow-matic
What's Jesus' go-to ammunition?
A Crossbow
What "gun" would Jesus use if he came back
A Crossbow
What is Jesus' first choice of weapon?
A crossbow
Whats Jesus's favourite weapon?
A Crossbow.
How does a Christian tie their gifts?
With a crossbow.
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