The Best 11 Crossbow Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crossbow jokes. There are some crossbow aims jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crossbow canon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crossbow Jokes and Puns

Crossbows are great

But they have their drawbacks

An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit suicide by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....

She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.

A Crossbow is like a Beautiful Woman

It has a lot of complicated parts and if you handle them wrong it will snap and break your fingers.

Crossbow joke, A Crossbow is like a Beautiful Woman

What did the crossbowman say to his dead wife?

It was just a lover's quarrel

My friend almost killed me with his crossbow

Say what you want, but it was an arrow escape


What do you call a scented crossbow?

Arrow-matic

What's Jesus' go-to ammunition?

A Crossbow

Crossbow joke, What's Jesus' go-to ammunition?

What "gun" would Jesus use if he came back

A Crossbow

What is Jesus' first choice of weapon?

A crossbow

Whats Jesus's favourite weapon?

A Crossbow.

How does a Christian tie their gifts?

With a crossbow.

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