Cross Road Jokes
7 cross road jokes and hilarious cross road puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cross road that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why did the feminist cross the road?
It doesn't matter. Women have the right to cross roads without having their motives questioned.
Roadkill...must have been a lawyer
Two men were walking along a road when they came across roadkill.
"I wonder what that was." said one of them.
"Looks like a lawyer to me." said the other.
"How do you know that?" said the first.
"No skid marks."
a little french humour
There once was a cat named une deux t**...
One day une deux t**... ran away from home, he found himself at a cross roads and decided that he wanted to see the other side of the river. He got onto the bridge and then a few seconds later. . . . the bridge collapsed!
So une deux t**... quatre cinq
I tried to translate my favorite Estonian joke
Why did chicken cross road? To get to other side!
Why is Latvian cross road?
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
Why mom cross road?
Cuz phatt
Latvian joke: Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers r**... her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
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