Arrr Kelly!
To render the buildings on the other side.
Then I remembered I can't drive a bus.
We didn't see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.
Because the sign says no trespassing.
Because the sign says No Tres passing
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
No more jokes about the profit.
I wore the wrong socks this morning
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To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning.
In a bucket
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Killed.
Because I put on the goddamned wrong sock this morning...
It didn't, it used the sidewalk.
So I packed her things and left
None of your damn business. Am I being detained?
Because of all his cross training
A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.
Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.
Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"
The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.
To tell someone he was a vegan.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Because it says "No Trespassing".
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Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna, a piano, and glue.
Me: I don't know?
Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that part.
Because you wore the wrong sock today.
While I'm up here on the moral highground, let me tell you about poor little Ukurugenzi.
Ukurugenzi is an 8-year old Kenyan orphan who walks 11 miles to his mud-hut school every day. With your donation of just 25 cents a day, we can buy a whip and make that lazy bastard run.
Because she couldnt control her pupils.
Him:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!
I fell right into the little tackers trap!
What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
A Star-Spangled Banner.
To render the other side
A Golden Receiver.
I wore the wrong sock this morning.
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