Cross Eye Jokes

Following is our collection of puns and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cross Eye jokes for adults, dirty jokes and clean dad gags for kids.

The Best Cross Eye Puns

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend

I think she was seeing someone else

I broke up with this cross eyed girl...

I thought she was seeing someone else.

Cross Eye joke, I broke up with this cross eyed girl...

I once dumped a cross eyed girl...

...thought she was seeing someone else.

I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression.

Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything.


Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed?

She struggled to control her pupils.

Never date cross eyed people.

They might be seeing somebody on the side!

Cross Eye joke, Never date cross eyed people.

I broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend

We could never see eye to eye

I used to date a cross eyed girl but we had to break up

She was seeing someone on the side

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm cross eyed.

I think that's why at least. We never could see eye to eye though.

What happened to the cross eyed circumciser?

They got the sack!!


I once dumped a cross eyed chick

I thought she was seeing other people.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?

He got fired because he couldn't control his pupils

Did you hear about the woman who divorced her cross eyed husband?

He was seeing other women.

Just went through a rough breakup with my cross eyed girlfriend.

Turns out she was seeing someone else..

..but the real joke is I don't have a girlfriend.

My wife told me to stop seeing other women

Damnit, I yelled, I'm cross eyed

Cross Eye joke, My wife told me to stop seeing other women

I was dating a girl who was cross eyed

Sadly I had to break it off as I always felt she was looking elsewhere

I've just split up with my cross eyed girlfriend...

I found out she was seeing someone else

I once went out with a girl who was cross eyed


A Jewish man walks into a bathroom.

He unzips his pants and proceeds to pee into a urinal. The man peeing next to him taps him on the shoulder and says hey David! did you have Doctor Goldstein as your Mohel? The man turns his head and replies yes! How did you know? The other man just looks down at the ground and says he's cross eyed and you're peeing on my leg.

This joke has been passed down through my very Jewish family for a few generations and It's my go to. A Mohel is the Jewish doctor who performs circumcisions for the uninformed.

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