Cross Dresser Jokes

Funniest Cross Dresser Short Jokes

Short cross dresser jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cross dresser humour may include short transvestite jokes also.

1. My spinster aunt thinks that statue of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing. ...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
2. I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus. I'm a cross dresser.
3. What do you call a cross dresser who's job is to travel from the UK to the US? Transatlantic
4. How long does it take a cross dresser to get to the ground if they jump out of a plane? Depends on the drag coefficient
5. I opened a store that sells waistcoats and spandex for cross-dressers. I call it trans vest tights .
6. An aesthete, a cross dresser, and Elena Kagan are all sitting in a bar. It turns out the casting agent's phone got *really* bad reception.
7. what's the difference between a cross dresser and a fashion statement? the genders are switched

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Cross Dresser One Liners

Which cross dresser one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cross dresser? I can suggest the ones about dresser and transgender.

1. I hung a t-shirt on a crucifix I guess that makes me a cross-dresser
2. How did the cross-dresser rob the bank? By making a Trans-action
3. What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
4. What do you call cross dressers with breast implants? Booby traps.
5. I'm going to open a clothing store for cross dressers and name it... Let Me Be Frank.
6. What does a male-to-female cross-dresser do on his/her birthday? Eat, drink, and be Mary.
7. My boyfriend said that he wanted to get into my pants. Turns out he's a cross-dresser.
8. What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser.
9. How do you contact a cross dresser? Shemail
10. What's the most common name for a male cross dresser? Tucker
11. What was the slogan for the cross-dresser's party? Eat, drink, and be Mary.
12. Sigmond called. He must be a cross dresser, because he wants his slip back.
13. What's another name for an angry t**...? A cross dresser.
14. Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows.
15. I've never seen a cross dresser. But I've seen some very irritated credenzas,

Unearthly Funniest Cross Dresser Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about cross dresser you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drag queen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cross dresser pranks.