The Best 8 Crosby Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crosby jokes. There are some crosby malone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crosby sidney puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crosby Jokes and Puns

[Scottish]What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, and Walt disnae.

Alex Ovechkin invites Sidney Crosby over to watch a movie

Crosby sits down in the theater room, and waits for Ovechkin. Ovechkin finally walks in, and is drinking a cup a water. Crosby says "Hey can i get something to drink?". Ovechkin responds sorry I only have one cup.

I searched Google for "popular singer, last name Crosby, active from the 20s-70s." I got plenty of results but they were not as helpful as I would have liked.

Guess I should have used Bing.

Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons?

Talk about killing two byrds with one stone.

I saw some people trading cards at school on friday

so I said "I'll trade you my Lebron Crosby EX Mega card for that magic the gathering trap card"


What does Sidney Crosby say after a blow job?

"Thanks Pierre"

Marlboro needs to hire Mason Crosby for their next ad campaign...

he's the real Cowboy killer.

Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide

Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected.

It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crosby rodgers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crosby storyline piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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