Crosby Jokes

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The Best Crosby Puns

[Scottish]What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, and Walt disnae.

Alex Ovechkin invites Sidney Crosby over to watch a movie

Crosby sits down in the theater room, and waits for Ovechkin. Ovechkin finally walks in, and is drinking a cup a water. Crosby says "Hey can i get something to drink?". Ovechkin responds sorry I only have one cup.

I searched Google for "popular singer, last name Crosby, active from the 20s-70s." I got plenty of results but they were not as helpful as I would have liked.

Guess I should have used Bing.

Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons?

Talk about killing two byrds with one stone.

I saw some people trading cards at school on friday

so I said "I'll trade you my Lebron Crosby EX Mega card for that magic the gathering trap card"


What does Sidney Crosby say after a blow job?

"Thanks Pierre"

Marlboro needs to hire Mason Crosby for their next ad campaign...

he's the real Cowboy killer.

Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide

Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected.

It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone.

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