The Best 68 Cros Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cros jokes. There are some cros pharmaceutical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cros organizations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cros Jokes and Puns

What do you get if you cross a pirate and a paedophile?

Arrr Kelly!

What do yu get when you cross a Jew?

Christianity.

What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord?

Probably killed.

Cros joke, What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

swimming trunks! :D

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.


What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

Cros joke, What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What do you get if you cross a highway with a fridge?

Killed.

What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus?

A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What happens when you cross Islam with Capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

Crossing the Border

A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how friendly the Americans all were, as they all turned to him at the start of the game and asked together, "Jose, can you see?"

What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with The Titanic?

About half way..

Cros joke, What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with The Titanic?

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils


What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

If you cross your fingers after surgery you'll heal faster

Or maybe that's just super stichin'

I crossed the road, walked into the bar and changed a lightbulb.

It was at that moment I realised my life was a joke.

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression.

Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death.

What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd?

A que-nein.

What do you get when you cross babies with soldiers?

Infantry.

What do you get when you cross Hitler with Osama bin laden?

Nein 11

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?

An animal that knits its own sweaters.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and an Elephant?

A letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and a withdrawl of your grant money.

What do you get when you cross necrophilia with group sex?

Popping open a cold one with the boys

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce....

We didn't see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

There was a cross-eyed teacher who got fired

Because she couldnt control her pupils.

What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector, but a rock climber is a scalar.

"I need help with this crossword," yelled my girlfriend, almost in tears. "9 letters, another word for 'concentration'.

I think she's seeking attention.

A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar...

Oh, they already told you about it too?

What do you get when you cross a dog with a sharpie?

A permanent barker!

What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and The Queen?

Killed in a tunnel

What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?

A Golden Receiver.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

A sternly worded letter from the ethics committee and your funding revoked.

I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus. I thought to myself, Wow! That could have been me!

Then I remembered I can't drive a bus.

What do you get if you cross Putin with a...

Bang! You don't cross Putin!

What do you get when you cross a pervert with a pirate?

AAARRRRRR Kelly

What do you get if you cross Titanic with Sixth Sense?

Icy dead people

Crossbows are great

But they have their drawbacks

What do you get when you cross Father's Day and Cake day?

Extra Karma... I hope.

What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk?

Law and odor.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with the Titanic?

Half way.

A crossfit user, a vegan and an atheist went into a bar...

And we know it because they told us.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino. It just isn't rhelephant.

(This joke works best when said out loud.)

What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?

Murdered in a tunnel in France

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross an idiom with a Freudian slip?

Six of one, and a half dozen of your mother

What do you get when you cross a bat and a man?

A ban. Specifically, a lifetime ban from the genetics labs, as well as a visit from the ethics committee.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

An immediate cessation of funding and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee

What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?

Very cool music.

So I was doing crossword with my girlfriend,

Me: Emphatic no, five letters.

She: **Never**

Me: Pistol, 3 letters.

She: **Gun**

Me: Disgust, 3 letters.

She: **Ugh**

Me: Charity, 4 letters.

She: **Give**

Me: Female sheep, 3 letters

She: **Ewe**

Me: Pixar movie, 2 letters

She: **Up**

What do you get when you cross a sad fruit with a sad vegetable?

A meloncauliflower.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get if you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar with a vector!

What do you get when you cross the Twitter community with a controversial celebrity?

Nothing. They cancel each other out.

What do you get if you crossbreed a dinosaur with a lemon?

A dinosour

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a cow?

An animal in a...
baaaaaaaaaaad mooooooooood.

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