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What do you get if you cross a pirate and a p**...?
Arrr Kelly!
What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew?
A hit broadway show.
(heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)
What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?
Bamboo
What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?
Very tired feet.
What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer?
Murdered.
(If you don't get it: "cross" can mean "betray")
What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a mafia lord?
Probably killed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
swimming trunks! :D
What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower?
Killed.
What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
~ Infinite Jest, by DFW
What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?
An offer you can't understand.
What do you get when you cross miley cyrus with an alligator?
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships
Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side
What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?
Teargas
What do you get if you cross a highway with a fridge?
Killed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
The Spanish Inquisition.
What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?
A dill doe.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbreadmon.
Crossing the Border
A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how friendly the Americans all were, as they all turned to him at the start of the game and asked together, "Jose, can you see?"
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with The Titanic?
About half way..
What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?
A life time ban at the zoo
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