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What do you get if you cross a pirate and a p**...?
Arrr Kelly!
What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip?
killed in a french tunnel.
What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?
Very tired feet.
What do yu get when you cross a Jew?
Christianity.
What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a mafia lord?
Probably killed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
swimming trunks! :D
What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
~ Infinite Jest, by DFW
Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
No more jokes about the profit.
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?
Teargas
What do you get if you cross a highway with a fridge?
Killed.
My cross-eyed friend was just diagnosed with depression.
I'm not surprised - he never looks forward to anything.
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus?
A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding.
What do you get when you cross a jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbreadmon.
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
What happens when you cross Islam with Capitalism?
No more jokes about the profit.
Crossing the Border
A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how friendly the Americans all were, as they all turned to him at the start of the game and asked together, "Jose, can you see?"
What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with The Titanic?
About half way..
What do you get when you cross henry viii and Vlad the Impaler?
Executed.
What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
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