The Best 31 Crops Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crops jokes. There are some crops grower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crops corn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crops Jokes and Puns

Watermelon Farmer.

This is the best joke I know so I thought I would share, as far as I know it's original.

A successful watermelon farmer is having some trouble. Some kids keep stealing his crops at night while he sleeping.
To scare them away he makes a sign saying "Caution: One of these watermelons are poisoned".

The next morning, he wakes up to this sign: "Caution: Now two of these watermelons are poisoned".

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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A farmer sweats his blood and tears to harvest his crops for every year.He does not see everyone in the village for his own hard working.

Crops joke, Farmer jokes

What game do farmers play as kids?

Crops and robbers

An increasing number of farmers are losing their crops due to drought

It's a growing problem.

Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river.

Turns out his boat was full of leeks.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?


Crops joke, What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

A man gets arrested for stealing crops on the river Nile.

It's like he robbed a bank or something!

Ol McDonald had a farm, E I E I O.

And on that farm he grew some crops. D E A Don't know!

And a puff puff there,
And a puff puff here,
There a puff, here a puff,
Everywhere a puff puff!

I put all of my crops and produce in wheelchairs...

That way all of my vegetables feel special.

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A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear

Ahh Migraines!

If Demeter is the goddess of crops...

Does that make Diameter the goddess of crop circles?

A king outlawed hunting in his kingdom

Pretty soon, deer and elk populations were out of control, eating the commoners' crops and becoming a general nuisance. The people revolted and overthrew the king, thus making it the first time in history a reign had been called on account of game.

A gardener found unwanted scallions growing in with his crops

His garden sprung a leek.

How do you harvest crops in the winter?

With an ice sickle

Crops joke, How do you harvest crops in the winter?

Boll Weavels

There were two brothers that happened to be boll weavels. One brother desired more than just to destroy crops and learned to play guitar. He got so good, he became a successful country music star.

His brother just stayed home and slept. You could say he was the lesser of two weavels.

A disgraced academic, now farmer, surveying the crops...

Finally, I am out standing in my field

The farmer's maid requested a plane

so she could dust the crops

What pollinated most of the world's crops and doesn't take any of the credit?

A humblebee

Bought an ant farm the other year.

They are right lazy! A whole year and they havent grown me any crops yet!

Boll weevils are detrimental to cotton crops. If you had to have boll weevils on your farm, which do you want, a big weevil or a little weevil?

The little weevil, because you always want the *lesser of two weevils.*

My botany professor just told us this.

What does Farmer Travis Scott do when his crops are ready?

He goes Sickle Mode

What did the weed farmer say when he saw a herd of cattle eating his crops?

The steaks are high.

Did you hear about the farmer who was cultivating using electrostatics?

His crops started generating fields.

Organ donation study reaches same conclusions as earlier study on GMO's

Studies have shown a strong correlation between the sexual identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.

As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.

God was handing out talents one morning

To some, He gave the power to create life. The angels around Him were in awe as crops flourished and population soared. To others, he gave fine skills and artistry. His angelic entourage marveled at intricate needlework, tapestry, and sculpture.

God stooped down low and found a man waiting in the darkness, just before dawn. He gave him the power to sprinkle water on the grass as the sun rose. The angels were confused. "You gave amazing abilities to all others. Can this one really care for himself with such a small talent?"

God simply replied, "He will learn to make dew."

What does a photo editor and a farmer have in common?

They both make good crops.

How do aliens harvest their crops?

With tractor beams.

Two farmers were betting on a horse race.

They put up some of their grain crops for the gamble. One of the farmers is better at math and so kept a tally. At the end of the day, the other farmer asked the first one if overall they had won or lost anything. The other one responded: "we lost, but just barley."

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