Crop Top Jokes
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So..the wife and I were in town shopping....
..and as we came out of a store, three girls aged between 18 and 20 walked by, wearing tiny cropped tops and short short skirts. One of them, a tall blonde, had really fantastic, long, toned and tanned legs.
I gently nudged my wife and said "I bet you wish you still had legs like that!".
She got really upset with me..in fact I could still hear her sobbing as I wheeled her up the ramp into the next store.
This hot weather...
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts...
Although it does make me look a bit gay.
I wanted to start a line of men's shirts made solely out of vegetables.
But it doesn't seem that many guys are interested in Crop Tops.
Crop tops are very efficient.
They don't let anything go to waist.
What do you call a shirt that has corn on it?
A crop top.
What's the corniest style of clothing ever made?
A crop top
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