Crop Jokes
48 crop jokes and hilarious crop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover funny jokes and puns related to crop farming and agriculture. Learn all the puns related to cover crops, crop tops, crop dusters, maize, soybeans and more. Laugh out loud with these hilarious jokes and puns about crop farming and growers.
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Funniest Crop Short Jokes
Short crop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crop humour may include short plant jokes also.
- I realized why girls like tall men Because it makes it easier to crop your head out of photos when you break up.
- This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts...
Although it does make me look a bit gay. - I wanted to start a line of men's shirts made solely out of vegetables. But it doesn't seem that many guys are interested in Crop Tops.
- An increasing number of farmers are losing their crops due to drought It's a growing problem.
- I would define my looks as a Victorian Childcatcher. Or an S&M Willy Wonka who likes to use a riding crop on his own leg in his spare time.
- Did you hear about the Russian plane that had to land in the middle of a corn crop? Don't worry, that pilot is the best in the field.
- A lot of people think Crop Circles are done by alien aircrafts... I think they're done by Cereal Killers.
- Two farmers Two farmers were chatting,
One says, You reckon the profit on your crops this year will be significant?
All depends, said the other.
On what
My pea value - A disgraced academic, now farmer, surveying the crops... Finally, I am out standing in my field
- After his crop failed, why did Dwight Schrute (The Office) decide to try a career in hip-hop music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
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Crop One Liners
Which crop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crop? I can suggest the ones about grown and fruit.
- A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear Ahh Migraines!
- What pollinated most of the world's crops and doesn't take any of the credit? A humblebee
- How do you harvest crops in the winter? With an ice sickle
- What does Farmer Travis Scott do when his crops are ready? He goes Sickle Mode
- How do aliens harvest their crops? With tractor beams.
- What makes crop circles? A protractor.
- What's it called when a tractor waits for a pedestrian to cross Crop yield
- What does a photo editor and a farmer have in common? They both make good crops.
- What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops? Demeter.
- Crop tops are very efficient. They don't let anything go to waist.
- Did you hear about the cheap farmer that let a town starve? He didn't give a crop
- What do you call a farmer named Chris who has no land to crop? Christopher Noland.
- Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains
- What did the crop say to the Farmer? Why are you picking on me?
- Pumpkins are the most beautiful crop. They're absolutely gourd-geous.
Crop Farming Jokes
Here is a list of funny crop farming jokes and even better crop farming puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Bought an ant farm the other year. They are right lazy! A whole year and they havent grown me any crops yet!
- Ol McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he grew some crops. D E A Don't know!
And a puff puff there,
And a puff puff here,
There a puff, here a puff,
Everywhere a puff puff! - TIFU by neglecting the fence between our m**... farm and the cattle ranch next door. We're struggling to salvage our crop for harvest this year, and the steaks have never been higher.
Crop Top Jokes
Here is a list of funny crop top jokes and even better crop top puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a shirt that has corn on it? A crop top.
- What's the corniest style of clothing ever made? A crop top
Crop Dusting Jokes
Here is a list of funny crop dusting jokes and even better crop dusting puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife complained she wished someone other than her would do some dusting. Crop dusting evidently is not what she had in mind.
- So Thanos is a farmer now... He must be really into crop dusting
- The farmer's maid requested a plane so she could dust the crops
Cheerful Fun Crop Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about crop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crop pranks.
Grandpa Mike died this weekend.
He led a simple life, loved by family and friends while enjoying a long career as a crop duster. In accordance with his final wishes, his cremated remains will be mixed with water and sprayed over the seashore where he spent his final days. He will be mist.
The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his m**... crop.
The steaks were high.
The Russian Potato Crop The Agricultural managers always have to report the yearly crop numbers to the Chairman, and they always lie a little to make themselves look good. But one year the potato crop is very bad.
The potatoes are small, and there aren't very many of them. But the managers tell the Chairman, "There are so many potatoes! We have made a huge mountain of them, that reaches all the way up to God." the Chairman says, "Don't be silly now, you know God doesn't really exist." The managers look at each other and then one of them says "Neither do the potatoes."
TIL about GMO Corn
Scientists have been working on developing drought resistant corn that will be a better crop for regions that do not get as much rain. They have developed a strain of corn that has stoma on the underside of the leaves that are stiffer.
It is hard pore corn.
What do you call it when someone assumes what the staple crop of Japan is?
Ricist
Scientists are making a big show about this new crop of Okra they engineered to not give you gas...
It's called Okra Windfrey.
If Demeter is the goddess of crops...
Does that make Diameter the goddess of crop circles?
Did you hear about the farmer who lost his crop?
There was no roleplay that night.
I find dates interesting, what I find interesting is the coincidences that can crop up.
For instance, it's been 6,877 days since I was born. And it's also 6,877 days since I was last inside a women.