Crooked Jokes

Funniest Crooked Short Jokes

Short crooked jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crooked humour may include short dishonest jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters? He cleaned out every crook and nanny.
2. "Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..." "We don't have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."
3. I saw Sean Connery build a bookshelf once. He built it wrong and it was kinda crooked. I called him out on it and he told me... "I'm ashamed of my shelf.
4. Someone told me my Pride Pins were crooked. I then asked, Did you expect them to be STRAIGHT?
5. Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels. Cop: Those dirty crooks.
6. Huge spike in auto-burglaries where crooks cut openings through top of convertibles. Police spokesman says this type of crime is through the roof.
7. Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention? The police ended up searching every crooked nanny
8. What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook? "I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
9. Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs.... ...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!
10. I've been trying to hang a picture of Donald Trump in my house But no matter what I do it's always crooked.

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Crooked One Liners

Which crooked one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crooked? I can suggest the ones about messed up and dodgy.

1. A politician, a liar and a crooked man enter in a bar. He sits down and drinks coffee.
2. What's the difference between a politician and a crook? No, seriously, I can't tell.
3. What do you call a beach with crooked waves? A Scoli-ocean!
4. What should you do if you get attacked by a German Shepherd? Take his crook
5. what do war torn countries and bent lines have in common? Crooked rulers
6. I've got a lot of puns about people with crooked teeth You'd better brace yourself
7. What does a crook see with? Burglarize
8. What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton
9. I call my glasses... I call my glasses congress because they are old and crooked.
10. My pants: *look a bit crooked* My music teacher: Just look #.
11. I'm irrationally scared of getting beaten up by a Lvl. 1 Crook That's how my fear works.
12. A train carrying 12 members of congress derailed and hit a truck today It was too crooked
13. What do you call a drug sniffing dog with a crooked nose? Off-scenter.
14. Why did the crooked politician get lost in the woods? He kept Gerrymeandering.
15. What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep? "I am not a crook!"

Your Teeth Are So Crooked Jokes

Here is a list of funny your teeth are so crooked jokes and even better your teeth are so crooked puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Schultz's teeth have in common? They're crooked.
• Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.

Crooked Back Jokes

Here is a list of funny crooked back jokes and even better crooked back puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two bananas were digging a hole Suddenly one of them said: "I'm quiting, my back is becoming crooked.''

Laughable Crooked Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about crooked you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crooked pranks.