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3 crooked eye jokes and hilarious crooked eye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crooked eye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Crooked Eye Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good crooked eye joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Two Australians were sitting around talking over a beer..

After a while the first Australian says to the second, If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The second Australian crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, _*"Well, I don't know about related, but I reckon it'd make us even."

Do you know why the Chinese wall is so slanted?

Because their eyes are crooked.
(My friend came up with this one so i can't take credit for it)

Make us even

Two good ol' boys in a Georgia trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Kia plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that
make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would
make us even!"

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