Crook Jokes

Following is our collection of cash puns and mistakenly one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crook jokes for adults, dirty custer jokes and clean contort dad gags for kids.

The Best Crook Puns

Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?

He cleaned out every crook and nanny.

"Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..."

"We don't have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."

I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.

He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Hillary's so crooked...

she needs a Kaine for support.

What should you do if you get attacked by a German Shepherd?

Take his crook


Mistake

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar

he got 12 months

A crook walks into a bait and tackle store and sees the cashier is blind.

She asks him for a 50 dollar fishing rod, and he walks over and shows it to her. Then she thanks him and sticks a 100 dollar rod into her cart.

But the blind man isn't stupid, and when she rings it up, he feels the rod and he says "that will be 100 dollars for the fishing rod."

the woman is so embarassed at being caught stealing she rips a loud one.

"and that will be $5.89 for the duck call and $3.29 for the musk scent"

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs....

...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!

what is the difference between a crook and a politician?

A crook will steal before he runs,
a politician runs before he steals


I'm irrationally scared of getting beaten up by a Lvl. 1 Crook

That's how my fear works.

Why did the crooked politician get lost in the woods?

He kept Gerrymeandering.

There was a crook who in jail was forced onto a treadmill for his entire time

It was a run-on sentence.

What do you call a know it all crook on an escalator?

A condescending con, descending.

So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar...

...no wait, they enter a presidential race.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

"I am not a crook!"

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