The Best 18 Crook Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crook jokes. There are some crook mistakenly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crook contort puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crook Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?

He cleaned out every crook and nanny.

What's the difference between a politician and a crook?

No, seriously, I can't tell.

"Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..."

"We don't have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."

Crook joke, "Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..."

I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.

He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Hillary's so crooked...

she needs a Kaine for support.


What should you do if you get attacked by a German Shepherd?

Take his crook

Mistake

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Crook joke, Mistake

did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar

he got 12 months

A crook walks into a bait and tackle store and sees the cashier is blind.

She asks him for a 50 dollar fishing rod, and he walks over and shows it to her. Then she thanks him and sticks a 100 dollar rod into her cart.

But the blind man isn't stupid, and when she rings it up, he feels the rod and he says "that will be 100 dollars for the fishing rod."

the woman is so embarassed at being caught stealing she rips a loud one.

"and that will be $5.89 for the duck call and $3.29 for the musk scent"

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs....

...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!

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what is the difference between a crook and a politician?

A crook will steal before he runs,
a politician runs before he steals

I'm irrationally scared of getting beaten up by a Lvl. 1 Crook

That's how my fear works.

There was a crook who in jail was forced onto a treadmill for his entire time

It was a run-on sentence.

Why did the crooked politician get lost in the woods?

He kept Gerrymeandering.

What do you call a know it all crook on an escalator?

A condescending con, descending.

Crook joke, What do you call a know it all crook on an escalator?

So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar...

...no wait, they enter a presidential race.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

"I am not a crook!"

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