The Best 3 Croissants Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Croissants jokes. There are some croissants scones jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these croissants luftwaffle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Croissants Jokes and Puns

A blind man touches the salt croissants in the bakery...

\-Who wrote all this bullshit!?

I asked the French baker what he makes?

He said Croissants are my bread and butter.

What's Austrian and took over France?

Croissants

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the croissants quiche jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working croissants biscuits piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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