Croissant Jokes

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Funniest Croissant Short Jokes

Short croissant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The croissant humour may include short pastry jokes also.

1. Why did Zlatan refuse to eat the croissant? Because it was too flaky, just like his former teammate.
2. I just put my hair in a bun. It wasn't very nice, I think I'll try it with a croissant next time.
3. I started eating kaiser bread instead of croissants after my work promotion Everyone's trying to butter me up now with my new roll
4. A play on vordz For breakfast, I had a croissant at this stand in Germany. I looked at the attendant, held up my croissant and said, Gluten Morgen.
5. You can tell a lot about a country by what they eat for breakfast, like the French croissant they are both flaky and a little bit gay
6. Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll? "Because," he said, "the bun is the lowest form of pastry."
7. Why do the French despise Americans? Because we can't make croissants as well as they can.
8. How did the chicken get from the Zoo to the Bakery? Using the Zebra Croissant.
9. A blind man goes into a bakery, touches the salt croissant and says... ...WHICH IDIOT WROTE THIS b**... ON IT!?
10. A blind man touches the salt croissants in the bakery... \-Who wrote all this b**...!?

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Croissant One Liners

Which croissant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with croissant? I can suggest the ones about biscuit and crossover.

1. What do you call your mother's angry French sister? Your croissant
2. What do you call a dumpling that can sing? A “croissant”!
3. What do you call a depressed pair of croissants? Pain au pain.
4. What's the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.
5. Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant? Because he had muffin to say.
6. I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage. It was bread in captivity.
7. I asked the French baker what he makes? He said Croissants are my bread and butter.
8. My mother's sister is an angry baker She's my croissant
9. Carl Wheezer joke I worship Carl Wheezer and the Romans crusified him on a Croiss-ant
10. What's Austrian and took over France? Croissants
11. What happens if you mix a croissant and a sourdough. A cross-bread.
12. What do you call an angry pastry? A croissant
13. What do you call French macaroni? Sbaguete and croissant
14. How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant
15. I like my women like I like my croissants. Big and flaky.

Hilarious Fun Croissant Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about croissant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean croc jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make croissant pranks.