Croissant Jokes

Following is our collection of pastries puns and pancake one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Croissant jokes for adults, dirty biscuits jokes and clean dough dad gags for kids.

The Best Croissant Puns

What do you call your mother's angry French sister?

Your croissant

A Frenchman, A Mexican, And an American are sitting in a train car together

The Mexican is eating a taco, Stops, And throws it out the window;The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Mexican responds, "We have so many in my country, I just wanted to." So the Frenchman takes a croissant and throws it out the window, Saying, "We have too many of these." He then turns to the American and asks, "What do you have too many of in your country?" The American then throws the Mexican out the window.

A man wins big...

*pardon if this is a repost*

A gig worker hits a convenience store on the way home, and buys some juice, a sausage croissant, and a scratcher. Once outside he scratches the card, and wins $400 dollars. The guy collects his winnings and heads home.

When he arrives, he asks his wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replies "I'd take half the money and leave you."

"Great! I just won $200 tonight, here's $100 -- enjoy your half."

Croissant joke, A man wins big...

I just put my hair in a bun.

It wasn't very nice, I think I'll try it with a croissant next time.

I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.


Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant?

Because he had muffin to say.

My mother's sister is an angry baker

She's my croissant

Croissant joke, My mother's sister is an angry baker

Carl Wheezer joke

I worship Carl Wheezer and the Romans crusified him on a Croiss-ant

What happens if you mix a croissant and a sourdough.

A cross-bread.

A play on vordz

For breakfast, I had a croissant at this stand in Germany. I looked at the attendant, held up my croissant and said, Gluten Morgen.

What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?

C'est croissant!


You can tell a lot about a country by what they eat for breakfast, like the French croissant

they are both flaky and a little bit gay

Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll?

"Because," he said, "the bun is the lowest form of pastry."

What do you call an angry pastry?

A croissant

There is an abundance of meringue jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes and croissant puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sourdough witze you can hear about croissant.

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