The Best 15 Croissant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Croissant jokes. There are some croissant pancake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these croissant dough puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Croissant Jokes and Puns

What do you call your mother's angry French sister?

Your croissant

A Frenchman, A Mexican, And an American are sitting in a train car together

The Mexican is eating a taco, Stops, And throws it out the window;The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Mexican responds, "We have so many in my country, I just wanted to." So the Frenchman takes a croissant and throws it out the window, Saying, "We have too many of these." He then turns to the American and asks, "What do you have too many of in your country?" The American then throws the Mexican out the window.

A man wins big...

*pardon if this is a repost*

A gig worker hits a convenience store on the way home, and buys some juice, a sausage croissant, and a scratcher. Once outside he scratches the card, and wins $400 dollars. The guy collects his winnings and heads home.

When he arrives, he asks his wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replies "I'd take half the money and leave you."

"Great! I just won $200 tonight, here's $100 -- enjoy your half."

Croissant joke, A man wins big...

What's the opposite of a croissant?

A happy uncle.

I just put my hair in a bun.

It wasn't very nice, I think I'll try it with a croissant next time.


I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant?

Because he had muffin to say.

Croissant joke, Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant?

My mother's sister is an angry baker

She's my croissant

Carl Wheezer joke

I worship Carl Wheezer and the Romans crusified him on a Croiss-ant

What happens if you mix a croissant and a sourdough.

A cross-bread.

A play on vordz

For breakfast, I had a croissant at this stand in Germany. I looked at the attendant, held up my croissant and said, Gluten Morgen.

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What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?

C'est croissant!

You can tell a lot about a country by what they eat for breakfast, like the French croissant

they are both flaky and a little bit gay

Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll?

"Because," he said, "the bun is the lowest form of pastry."

What do you call an angry pastry?

A croissant

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the croissant meringue jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working croissant sourdough piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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