Croft Jokes

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The Best Croft Puns

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

What would you call Laura Croft if she worked at Planned Parenthood?

Womb Raider

In the next Tomb Raider movie, Lara Croft will have her own private plane

It's called the Aircroft

There's a guy at the fertility clinic that specializes in abortions. His name is Larry Croft.

He's a Womb Raider.

In an alternate universe, Lara Croft works in an abortion clinic...

She is called the Womb Raider


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