The Best 29 Crocs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crocs jokes. There are some crocs sandal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crocs loafers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crocs Jokes and Puns

I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment

So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead

Why does Jesus wear Crocs?

Because they're holy.

What do crocs and getting a blow job from a guy have it common?

It feels good at the time until you look down and realize you're gay.

Crocs joke, What do crocs and getting a blow job from a guy have it common?

If you arrive fashionably late in crocs...

you're just late.

A couple of unemployed tough guys see a pair of crocodile shoes in a store window.

The one turns to the other and says, "Look at that price tag! I tell you there's money to be made there!"

So they spend the next 4 weeks in Florida hunting crocs. They kill several, eventually running out of bullets and resorting to a knife at first, then their bare hands.

The first one turns to the other and says, "I'll tell you what, if this next croc we see doesn't have shoes on I quit."

What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common?

They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay.

Disney Donates $1 Million to Orlando Shooting Victims

the resulting rise in demand for Crocs may devour the competition

Crocs joke, Disney Donates $1 Million to Orlando Shooting Victims

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?


I said to the shoe salesman

- I'd like to return these shoes... They've got holes in them!

Shoe Salesman - Hmmmm yes, that certainly seems to be the Crocs of the matter.

Sharks Crocs and Jags are now applying at UA

UA seems to think beating punching and dragging are old. They want to deal out a real bite in treating the customers.

What does Elvis wear on his feet when he can't find his Blue Suede Shoes?

His Jailhouse Crocs

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Why do crocs have a strap on the back of them?

So they stay on during sex.

did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit?

he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.

If you can't say anything nice to somebody

give them a chance to change out of their Crocs first.

How do you know for sure that a farmer means business?

He puts his Crocs on.

How do I get my Crocs to stop squeaking?

My sanity is beginning to slip...

Crocs joke, How do I get my Crocs to stop squeaking?

Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from a dude

They both feel great until you look down.

A man arrived to a party fashionably late in Crocs.

He was just late.

I bent down in a bar.

"Excuse me," said the girl next to me. "Are you looking up my skirt?"

I said, "No, no I'm tying my shoelace."

She said, "You're wearing Crocs."

Wearing crocs is pretty similar to being blown by a dude.

Feels pretty nice, then you look down and realize how gay it is.

Why do crocs have holes in them?

So your dignity can drain out.

If I had a penny for every time a woman called me sexy...

I wouldn't be able to afford another pair of Crocs.

Someone once told me that wearing crocs is like getting a BJ from a guy

Might feel good an all, but once you look down you realize...... Your gay

Why do Crocs not go to heaven?

Because they have no soles.

peopel buy it from their crocs so

do you buy it from the croc store?

Crocs aren't something you want on your feet.

The shoes suck too.

Wearing crocs is like being sucked off by a man

Feels great until you look down and realise you're gay

I hate crocs

They're super uncomfortable. Especially when you're riding on their back.

What did the crocs say to the shoelace

You trippin

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