Crocs Jokes

• Short Crocs Jokes
• Crocs One Liners
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Funniest Crocs Short Jokes

Short crocs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crocs humour may include short crocodile jokes also.

1. I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead
2. did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.
3. Someone once told me that wearing crocs is like getting a BJ from a guy Might feel good an all, but once you look down you realize...... Your gay
4. What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common? They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay.
5. A crocodile and a dog meet. The croc looks at the dog with disdain and says: "Hey, flea bag!"
   The dog looks back at the croc and says: "Hey, hand bag!"
6. I bent down in a bar. "Excuse me," said the girl next to me. "Are you looking up my skirt?"
   I said, "No, no I'm tying my shoelace."
   She said, "You're wearing Crocs."
7. Doctor Doolittle spies an unfamiliar crocodilian on a South American riverbank. He calls out "I say! Are you a cayman?"
   "Not bad, how 'bout you?" answers the croc.
8. At the zoo my daughter asked me how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. I told her to just ask it to tell you a story If it doesn't sound true then it's a croc.
9. What does Elvis wear on his feet when he can't find his Blue Suede Shoes? His Jailhouse Crocs
10. Wearing crocs is pretty similar to being blown by a dude. Feels pretty nice, then you look down and realize how gay it is.

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Crocs One Liners

Which crocs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crocs? I can suggest the ones about slippers and clogs.

1. If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... you're just late.
2. What do you call a deaf man wearing crocs? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.
3. Some crocodiles formed a band that does parody songs. It's a pun croc band.
4. Why does Jesus wear Crocs? Because they're holy.
5. I hate crocs They're super uncomfortable. Especially when you're riding on their back.
6. Why do Crocs not go to heaven? Because they have no soles.
7. What did the crocs say to the shoelace You trippin
8. What is another name for the tick-tock croc from Peter Pan? A Clock-odile.
9. A man arrived to a party fashionably late in Crocs. He was just late.
10. What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs
11. Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from a dude They both feel great until you look down.
12. Mr. Alligator was 45, single, and a rampant alcoholic. He had hit croc-bottom.
13. How do I get my Crocs to stop squeaking? My sanity is beginning to slip...
14. What's a crocodile's favorite shoe? A Crocs.
15. peopel buy it from their crocs so do you buy it from the croc store?

Crocs Shoe Jokes

Here is a list of funny crocs shoe jokes and even better crocs shoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I said to the shoe salesman - I'd like to return these shoes... They've got holes in them!
  Shoe Salesman - Hmmmm yes, that certainly seems to be the Crocs of the matter.
• Crocs aren't something you want on your feet. The shoes s**... too.

Humorous Crocs Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about crocs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crocodile animation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crocs pranks.