Crocodile Animation Jokes
17 crocodile animation jokes and hilarious crocodile animation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crocodile animation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Crocodile Animation Short Jokes
Short crocodile animation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crocodile animation humour may include short crocodile jokes also.
- What's the only animal unaffected by climate change? Egyptian Crocodiles.
Because they live in the Nile. - Zoology Tip You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
- What did the florida man say to his friend when going on a trip to Egypt? See you later crocodile,
please don't drown in the nile,
those animals go for miles,
I hope your trip is worth while. - A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Question:
What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.
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Crocodile Animation One Liners
Which crocodile animation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crocodile animation? I can suggest the ones about alligator and crocodile and alligator.
- What's a crocodile's favorite shoe? A Crocs.
- Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
- What kind of animal dies after being hit twice? Crocodiles
*kok* *kok* die
Crocodile Animation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about crocodile animation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alligator up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crocodile animation pranks.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge joke
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge.
How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it?
The deer: He is still in the fridge.
An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party
Mary dies at the edge of the swamp. How?
A brick falls from the sky and kills her.
Knock knock Who's there?
Not Mary
George was enjoying his drink at the bar, when an
ugly woman takes a seat next to him.
She had a squirrel sitting on her shoulder.
The woman says to George: "If you can guess what kind of animal I have on my shoulder, I am willing to sleep with you."
George says: "It must be a crocodile?"
She replies: "Close enough"
There a 502 bricks in a plane, one falls out, how many bricks are left?
501
h**... do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, shut the door
How do put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door
The lion king invites all the animals to a party, but ones missing, what is it?
The giraffe, he's still in a fridge.
A girl swims across a crocodile infested river, but she still survives, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party
The girl still dies. How?
She gets hit on the head by a brick falling out of the sky
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman.
He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile.
The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my p*nis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.
Let us revive and old one.
There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
The Lion King is having a party and all animals attend except for one. Which one and why?
The giraffe because he is in the fridge.
Sarah wants to cross a crocodile-infest river with no way to get across but swim. How does she cross safely?
Swims. The crocodiles are at the party.
Sarah dies anyways. Why?
The brick that fell out of the plane hit her on the head.
100 bricks are on a plane and one fell off, how many bricks are left?
99
How do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the fridge, take everything out, put the giraffe in and close the door
How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door
The lions hosted a party and all the animals came, except for which one?
The elephant
A man swims across a man-eating crocodile infested river and survives, how?
The crocodiles are at the party
Then he dies. How?
The brick hit him